How to Be Alaska Thunderfuck in 5 Easy Steps
Step 1: There’s no greater invitation then a greeting and salutation: “Hiiiiieeeeeee!”
Step 2: If you’re not wearing nails under you faux leopard print gloves, you are not doing “Fash In”.
Step 3: The meat packing district is “Fash Out”; the heat packing district, “Fash In”.
Step 4: I never made a reveal that wasn’t “Fash In”.
Step 5: Your “Fash In” is terrible!
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