Are you sad? Depressed? Lonely? And sick of late-night television ads for anti-depressants? Then you need a boyfriend. And who else to advise you on scoring a mate than Davey Wavey, he of “the Craigslist Killer is so hot” fame. Davey previously advised you on how to hook up online — so this is either the companion video that those guidelines, or a whole new approach to monogamy from Mr. Wavey.