How To Keep Your Fairy Son From Wearing a Girly Halloween Costume

It’s a problem so many parents have: What to do on Halloween when your lady boy of a son wants to dress up as a princess. Thankfully, morning shows are here with some great tips! Namely, if you’re going to prevent your faggy son from prancing down the street, don’t even think about letting him dress up in a costume one of the homos have stolen, like policeman, fireman, or cowboy.

(Thanks, Justin!)

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  • AlanInUtah

    For some reason the video won’t play for me. I’m wondering if this is a computer problem or a site issue? Hhmm…

  • Jake the libertarian

    Love the Onion!

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  • Mike L.

    OMG this is supper funny, makes me wonder if Stonewall handn’t propelled lgbt’s into action would tv be like this nowadays?

  • Michael vdB

    My worst nightmare is one day my son coming up to me and telling me he is straight. THE HORROR!!!! ;)

  • sal(the original)

    ok am i the only one kinda offended??i know its humor but its a little too real and i bet some kidz parents would love a book like that..some fox news viewers

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