How To Keep Your Fairy Son From Wearing a Girly Halloween Costume

It’s a problem so many parents have: What to do on Halloween when your lady boy of a son wants to dress up as a princess. Thankfully, morning shows are here with some great tips! Namely, if you’re going to prevent your faggy son from prancing down the street, don’t even think about letting him dress up in a costume one of the homos have stolen, like policeman, fireman, or cowboy.

(Thanks, Justin!)