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How To Keep Your Fairy Son From Wearing a Girly Halloween Costume

It’s a problem so many parents have: What to do on Halloween when your lady boy of a son wants to dress up as a princess. Thankfully, morning shows are here with some great tips! Namely, if you’re going to prevent your faggy son from prancing down the street, don’t even think about letting him dress up in a costume one of the homos have stolen, like policeman, fireman, or cowboy.

(Thanks, Justin!)

On:           Oct 27, 2009
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    • AlanInUtah

      For some reason the video won’t play for me. I’m wondering if this is a computer problem or a site issue? Hhmm…

      Oct 27, 2009 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake the libertarian

      Love the Onion!

      Oct 27, 2009 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Justin Buchbinder

      Any time! Thanks for posting :)


      Oct 27, 2009 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Erick


      Oct 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      OMG this is supper funny, makes me wonder if Stonewall handn’t propelled lgbt’s into action would tv be like this nowadays?

      Oct 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael vdB

      My worst nightmare is one day my son coming up to me and telling me he is straight. THE HORROR!!!! ;)

      Oct 27, 2009 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal(the original)

      ok am i the only one kinda offended??i know its humor but its a little too real and i bet some kidz parents would love a book like that..some fox news viewers

      Oct 28, 2009 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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