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How to Properly Pronounce/Scream Jesus Luz’s Name In Bed


If you’re wondering what sounds come out of Madonna‘s mouth when she motions to camera-friendly plaything Jesus Luz, they probably include, “Hey, you,” “C’mere,” and, “Why isn’t this Kabbalah water at room temperature?” But on the off chance Madonna, or anyone else with a proper Portuguese affect, calls Jesus Luz by his full name, he says it’s pronounced thusly: “Zhay-ZOOSE. Loose.” Just don’t ask him to talk about Madonna, because Zhay-ZOOSE doesn’t “talk about my girlfriend.”