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How To Take a Free Publicity Ride on Ricky Martin’s Coming Out

Yes, when a porn studio makes a million-dollar X-rated offer to a newly out celebrity like Ricky Martin, it is just a publicity stunt.

And while we have no doubt that Raging Stallion would scrape together the seven-figure check if Ricky were to agree to it, filming Ricky having sex on camera would only be as smart as making the initial offer to him: It’s only about the publicity, as any footage of Ricky having The Sex would quickly become the most pirated torrent, like, ever, and terribly infringe on profits.

But not all of us can be as creative as cosmetics companies.