THE SHOT — A Field Guide To Bears: Your Guide to the Wild Life of San Francisco is 22.5 X 18 inches, available for $18, plus shipping and handling. But they should really have a wallet-size version available. For your “nature hikes.” [The Bold Italic, via]
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How to Tell Your Bears Apart, The Poster
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Joseph
haha! nice!
akn
What about the panda bears, etc.? Are the designers assuming all bears are white? I guess there’s no way to illustrate the ethnicity of a headless torso…
Brandon h
Fuck that , big bears are nott called grizzleys, they are just bears. It’s the skinny ones that have the special label, like otter or muscle bear. Leave it to skinny bitches to try to brush us aside again.
I had never heard ginger bear before, but I don’t like it. (Ginger is almost an epithet in the uk)
jeffree
Did they sort of forget that there are bears of other ethnicities? Whoops!
How about adding a chart on the back with the Body Mass Index so you know whether your Bearfriend is just a little heavy, seriously over weight or morbidly obese ?
L.
The “Goldilocks” made me chuckle.
EdWoody
Ewoks! LOL!
TiredOldQueen@Queerty
We were discussing what term would be appropriate for the lady bears. We came up with “pears.”
Adrian
I LOVE THIS! I have a special place in my heart for bears. I’ve never met a bear I didn’t like. (By the looks of this I’m sometimes a “bear chaser” and other times “goldilocks” lol)
demonyc
the illustrator hasn’t really studied actual chesthair pattern much, has he?