Howard K Stern Doesn’t Love You

Our friend David from Pretty on the Outside sent us his Valentine’s Day rendition of Anna Nicole‘s “husband”, Howard K. Stern. While we don’t know if he had any direct involvement in her untimely departure, we’re pretty sure his bottomless pit of prescription pills didn’t help her, either.

Here’s what he had to say about Anna Nicole’s will:

Because Dannielynn wasn’t here, everything went to Daniel. But, now Daniel’s gone and Dannielynn is an only child, everything goes to Dannielynn. I am named executor in that will, and I was also appointed or named as Daniel’s guardian in that will.

This man gives new meaning to the word “shady”. He also gives new meaning to “sleazy”, “scummy” and “despicable”.