Straight From The Horse's Mouth

Huckabee’s Homophobia Bores Us

In case you’ve just woken from a coma, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is a dirty, disgusting, tiresome homophobe. Here’s his latest offense:

QUESTIONER: Is it your goal to bring the Constitution into strict conformity with the Bible? Some people would consider that a kind of dangerous undertaking, particularly given the variety of biblical interpretations.

HUCKABEE: Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.

At bestiality’s a step up from necrophilia, right?