It’s the question we’ve all wondered: How big is Hulk Hogan’s penis? Well, we now have our answer. Sort of.
And guess what? The Hulkamaniac’s package isn’t as big as he claimed!
The former pro wrestler, whose real name is Terry Bollea, sued Gawker for $100 million after it published a video of Hogan having sex with best friend’s wife. During the testimony, a sensitive subject arose. Hulk Hogan’s penis, that is.
“I do not have a 10-inch penis,” Bollea said in court. “Terry Bollea’s penis is not 10 inches.” Well, that’s a first. A man downsizing the size of his member.
The admission came after responding to a question posed by Gawker’s lawyer, Michael Sullivan, about a series of interviews he participated in. During the talks, he implied his manhood was two inches shy of a Subway footlong.
Bollea said he was only playing a part when he said those things and that they were never meant to be taken seriously.
“I was totally Hulk Hogan [during the interviews] because I wasn’t at home in my private house,” he testified.
Hogan later said that he did not take issue with Gawker discussing the existence of his now infamous sex tape, acknowledging that that sort of thing comes with the territory when one is a celebrity. But when the website published the video, he says, his “life was turned upside down.”
“I never had a problem with the article,” he said. “My problem is the videotape. It’s on the Internet. It lives forever.”
He added that the publication of the video left him “humiliated.” You’d think sleeping with your wife’s bestie would be more humiliating, but hey.
Given that the CDC reports that over 247 million Americans are fully vaccinated against COVID-19, suggesting that any “deadly conspiracy” would have to be far more reaching than just a couple of celebrities.
Morning television got very homoerotic this week.
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