Rodrigo Alves, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll, is finally opening up about his sex life.
In a candid new interview with The Sun, 34-year-old Alves, who rarely talks about his private life, has come out as asexual.
“I don’t really like to be touched,” he says, “and I am too selfish really for sexual contact.”
He continues: “I don’t like to touch other people too much either.”
Well, at least he’s honest about it!
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Despite his complete lack of interest in being intimate with other people, Alves says he’s constantly approached by both men and women, gay and straight, wanting to date him.
“The sort of men that like me are usually straight men,” he says. “They come up to me after a few drinks and say, ‘You are so pretty and so perfect and better looking than any woman I know.'”
Alves has undergone a total of 59 cosmetic surgeries, soon to be 60, plus hundreds of other aesthetic procedures to transform his look. He says he is currently working to “feminize” his appearance so he can eventually live as a woman.
“I don’t want to age as an old man,” he says. “I’d like to grow old as a woman. I’m 34-years-old and am happy with who I am, but when I reach my 50s I could live as a woman.”
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marcinmass
Can you say unresolved childhood trauma?. Joan Rivers reincarnated.
Knight
LOL! Oh, my gosh…seriously? We JUST hung out with this guy on Halloween in WeHo. He was dressed as an angel/ballerina and didn’t want to be “touched” because of all the glitter he was wearing. But after he washed up the next day, he was trolling on Grindr….so, I guess that “touching” rule comes and goes.
Frank
This guy is a walking and talking MESS…
All that money and no class and even less self-esteem…
Kangol
Amazed and impressed about you hanging out with this person. I would love to hear someone have a conversation with him and just ask him some basic questions about his childhood, his motivations behind the surgeries, and so on. I’d also be interested in having someone ask about the Grindr trolling. If he doesn’t want to be “touched,” what does he want the Grindr guys he meets to do? Have cam sex? Perform while he watches as a voyeur? Pantomime sex across the room from him?
Evji108
Some guys go on Grindr but never actually hook up, they like the attention and the thrill of the chase without actually going through with it. If you really did see him on Grindr then it means nothing other than you saw him on Grindr.
Vince
Ha. So true. There is large % of Grindr guys just looking for the sexual validation. It’s enough that you want them. Next…
Bob LaBlah
“Despite his complete lack of interest in being intimate with other people, Alves says he’s constantly approached by both men and women, gay and straight, wanting to date him.”
I would love to fist him just to see if she really is full of Play-doh instead of shit. I bet it would take no more than one lube from the J-Lube jar to go all the way to my forearm. Personally I would love to slap the play-doh out of her just for looking the way she does. Its like seeing Giancarlo trying not to look Mexican.
Frank
You have as many issues as Rodrigo does…
Bob LaBlah
Just for that you can’t watch me fist the Play-doh out of her/it.
GC1985
Is that swing and miss really necessary? I don’t attack you anymore. And I’m not Mexican. If one speaks Spanish, it doesn’t mean they are Mexican. Come on, Bob… You can try harder.
Bob LaBlah
Oh lord here we go again. Well, now that we’re on the subject of plastic surgery how did your Reubenana transformation go? You’ve been gone long enough for everything to have healed by now.
GC1985
Did you get a beer to go with that sad slice of pizza? Have a happy holidays. Don’t beat yourself up too much. Sad existence.
Hussain-TheCanadian
I would love to fist him just to see if she really is full of Play-doh instead of shit.
ROFL!! Fck I got eggnog all over the keyboard now!!
Vince
@Bob LaBlah. ????????
Rex Huskey
you go Bob! might want to wear opera-length latex gloves….
GC1985
Bob trying to do a cheap shot and failing. Sad lol. Bob, try to have a happy holidays. I know it is hard as you don’t have anyone to celebrate with. Perhaps turn on the TV and enjoy that 7-11 slice of pizza you bought.
Have a great holidays everyone!
Kangol
Happy holidays to you, GC/Giancarlo, and I never understood why so many have attacked you so often on here, nor the slurs against Mexicans or Latinxs in general (don’t get upset, Mhoffmann!). I did find Bob’s comment about fisting “Play-doh” out of the Human Ken Doll hilarious, though.
GC1985
He couldn’t help but attack me. Bob has a vendetta. He always goes after me to take out for his own shortcomings. He is a very hateful man.
I wish you all a happy holidays, including Bob. I hope you find some happiness that doesn’t include alcohol. I know it must be hard.
Rex Huskey
Of course honey, it all about YOU!!!
GC= gonococcus
Just saying….
GC1985
Rex, Bob’s personal parrot.
Rex Huskey
look under your bed…..
Paco
“The sort of men that like me are usually straight men,” he says. “They come up to me after a few drinks and say, ‘You are so pretty and so perfect and better looking than any woman I know.’”
Yeah. Beer goggles are known to have that effect. Vomiting and horror follow soon after.
Donston
There are some people who are indeed turned on by “unusual” folks or who simply like to “try something different”.
I just don’t see the point of giving constant attention to or throwing barbs at individuals with such obvious and hardcore issues, especially when they’re not hurting people, have no real power or sway and aren’t even legitimately famous.
Paco
If he didn’t want the attention, good or bad, he wouldn’t be giving interviews.
And it was he that said it takes a few drinks before the guys think he is a beauty queen. Definitely “beer goggles”. An affliction that many inebriated men have fallen victim to since alcohol became a thing.
cdinsf
Paco, I think it would take MUCH more than beer to make ANYONE to say that to him!!
Paco
@cdinsf, Yeah, well I was giving him the benefit of the extreme doubt that drunk straight guys were throwing themselves at him and thought he was more beautiful and perfect than any woman they have ever seen.
I would be dead from alcohol poisoning before I would even think that.
Donston
He may want the attention, doesn’t mean we have to give it.
Also, as I said, many people’s attractions and fetishes are very unusual for different reasons. There are some guys that won’t need beer goggles.
I don’t see any reason to give a crap about this dude. Don’t even see any reason to make fun of him. There’s not anything there but an overtly “lost” person.
Jaxton
Thank goodness he is not a friend of Dorothy.
miserylovedme24
I don’t like to judge people’s looks usually but man is he hideous. Talk about a waste of money.
Jack Meoff
Every time I read an interview with this guy all I can think is that he is a compulsive liar. He always makes far fetched claims like this one about men and women both gay and straight wanting to date him. Who would be gullible enough to believe that.
Dancer44
There’s no way anyone is asking this guy out on a date, male or female!
Bob LaBlah
Were he still alive I bet Liberace would do a double take, put on his glasses to be sure thats what he was seeing and then gasp.
Kangol
I’m not going to lie, I’d watch at least 1-2 episodes of a reality show about this person. He seems so unreal I can’t imagine how people deal with him on a daily basis, so I’d definitely watch at least a few days in his life if they were on screen. (QueertyTV or Logo, please get on it.)
Bob LaBlah
At first I said I wasn’t going to ask but now I must. Did you tape any………..forgive me, did you set the DVR for ol’ Caitlyn Mae too? lol lol And if you did what was the most memorable episode you remember about her having absolutely nothing to talk abo………..well, what was your most memorable episode?
Seriously Kangol, I had you figured for the type to have a life but based on what you just said you are beginning to make me sound like Flava Flav. lol lol Personally I think the ass on a real Ken doll is more rounder, sexier and looks more natural than his human plastic looking ass. lol lol And in comparison I bet the non-talking Ken doll would have a more interesting conversation too. lol lol