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Hunky Brit Soldiers Celebrate Imperialist Privilege With Glee Lip-Synch Video

British soldiers get really bored in their Afghanistan military camps when they’re not busy defending democracy with assault rifles and rocket launchers. Things get so boring in fact that there’s often nothing better to do than tricep push-ups, reading on the toilet, and making homoerotic videos to Glee’s cover of “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Strangely most of the soldiers are smooth-chested and can’t dance—the military teaches manscaping, but not dance. We’d just hate for these boys to confront Taliban forces on the disco floor—they’d surely get served. Won’t someone teach these able-bodied soldiers how to shake what their mums gave them?

Via JMG