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Hurricane Irene Didn’t Come, But NYC Craigslisters Sure Did

By · 18 comments · Updated on February 17, 2012


So, Irene got downgraded from a hurricane to a tropical storm before she hit the Big Apple. Oh she still caused plenty of damage, but much less than expected—and thankfully with no loss of life in the five boroughs. Queerty’s New York bureau spent the weekend drinking hurricanes and finishing off all the Chubby Hubby in the freezer. (Well, the power could have done off!)

But neither tropical storm, nor hurricane nor earthquake is going to stay randy gays from the completion of their appointed boinkings. As they did with 9/11, the blackout of 2003, the subway strike of 2005 and the blizzard of 2010, horned-up homos took to Craigslist to make a love connection.

We bring you a sampling of their amorous adverts (sans images).

Hurricane Fetish – 25 (Astoria Park)
Who wants to meet me in Astoria Park and have sex
outside under the hurricane?
Me: 25 6’1″ 9uncut muscular and masculine
You:: Handsome, in shape
Shoot me face pics and let’s do this! It’s gonna be fun.
I didn’t cum in 3 days and I’m horny like a motherfucker!!

Okay, that is definitely not safe sex.

My Balls Are Sending Out A Call
The balls are always the first to send out the alert . Have 2 young lifeless roommates always into oral here primo shape host here in flushing could be a steady thing bud w benefits. Looking younger send stats and a pic w recip. Looking forward to hearing. ps this hurricane is a pussy so far anyway.

Funny, we always thought it was horses and dogs who sensed weather patterns. Turns out it’s your gonads.

omg so stressed from the hurricane, need a
massage and fun! – 25
recovering from the DISASTER and going stir crazy. come play before i start eating all of the shit ton of hurricane provisions i stocked up on. plenty of beer to go around. young and cute +++. Oh yeah i have my bike and can travel

Sweetie, only wicked witches ride bicycles during natural disasters

Post Hurricane Traumatic Boredom Alleviation (Midtown)
i am doing research on an NIH grant on post hurricane boredom syndrome
i think i know a way to alleviate your stress or boredom
can i drop by and practice on/with you?
me = fun white guy without pretentiousness
no drama no disease no drugs no durians
6foot2in 196pds ddf neg 40
asian white blk lat arctic inuit all cool as test subjects

A durian is a stinky but delicious fruit. Is he saying he doesn’t want anyone that smells bad, or is overly effeminate, or what? You’d think a doctor would be more precise.

Irene shackup with 8in meat -48
tall lean cool guy with 8in meat big apartment in nice area seeks smooth bottom to ride out the storm lol; I also have a car to take you home Monday; I got all you need here and a separate bedroom to boot.

Yeah, but what’ the thread count on the sheets?

W 93rd – come over and cuddle – 26 (Upper West Side)
Anyone want to come over and ride out the hurricane in bed with me? I’m pretty horny so we can have some fun or just cuddle. I really love black/Latino/mixed guys with a nice booty, and a big dick doesn’t hurt either. I’d love to fuck a cute boy and then lay together in bed. If this sounds good hit me up. 18-32 only. No pic=no response. A face pic will increase your chances.

Okay, this one actually sounds cute. We’ll, um, catch you on the flip side. Glad everyone’s safe!

 

Images via EdenPictures, RD Mathers, WarmSleepy and David Shankbone

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