Paul Rudnick

“I’m not an openly gay soldier; I’m a secret gay soldier, and that makes me fierce! I’m Project Gunway!”

SOUNDBITES — “If I were to serve openly as a homosexual, nothing would be the same. Slaughtering terrorists just wouldn’t feel special. It would be, like, Yeah, so today I detonated a bunker filled with snipers, and then I texted my boyfriend, and I agreed that we should only use cerulean for an accent wall. Big whoop. But now, when I have to be more coded and paranoid, every time I strap on my body armor and hoist my M16 I can think, Hey, Mr. Jihad, how about a brunch date with my rocket launcher? I’m not an openly gay soldier; I’m a secret gay soldier, and that makes me fierce! I’m Project Gunway!” —Paul Rudnick, writing in The New Yorker a lovely satirical response to former Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Merrill A. McPeak

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2 Comments

  • terrwill

    Merrill A. McPeak: Is that his porn name???? : p

  • Dale

    Absolutely hilarious, especially his discussing unit cohesion!

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