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“I Did It,” Says OJ Simpson

Who knew we’d live to see OJ Simpson confess? No, the former (American) footballer isn’t fessing up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman’s murder. He’s admitted to stealing sports memorabilia, but not burglary.

The former football star acknowledged going to the room to get property he said was stolen from him but denied breaking in.

“Everybody knows this is stolen stuff,” Simpson said. “Not only wasn’t there a break-in, but Riccio came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room. In any event, it’s stolen stuff that’s mine. Nobody was roughed up.”

Not in this case, at least.