SOUNDBITES — “I don’t know [if I’ll pose fully nude]. I’m going to decide that on the fly. I want to keep it classy. I don’t want to do something I’ll regret. … What’s to be nervous about? I guess some people would be nervous to pose nude, but I’m not. I’m ready to do it. I’m feeling confident. I’ve got nothing to hide.” —Levi Johnston, who was supposedly 90% on board with showing his wang in Playgirl [Star via NYDN]
levi johnston
‘I guess some people would be nervous to pose nude, but I’m not. I’m ready to do it. I’m feeling confident. I’ve got nothing to hide’
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YellowRanger
90% chance of him showing his Alaskan trail mix…100% chance I’ll fap to this.
gilgamesh
Yeah. Porns next.
Steve
He says, “I’ve got nothing to hide.” Most gay guys I know would not want to watch porn made by a guy with no penis. I don’t understand what the attraction would be for the girls, either.
Emily
Lovely case of transphobia you got there, Steve.
terrwill
AHHH Levi! The gift that keeps on giving and giving. I betcha the Repugnatican party is rueing the day they ever paid this kid cash to BECOME a major figure at the convention rather than pay him to fade away. Strange on his MySpace profile he said he “loved being single” and “didn’t want kids”. Then after the ditzes tried to hide Bristols pregnancy by draping baby Trig (where the fuck does Scarah get these names??) over her belly and suddenly everyone knows she was knocked up, Levi is transfromed into the gallant fiance. I love that Scarahs panties get bunched up tighter and tighter everytime Levi speaks. I can’t wait to check out the Johnson in Levi’s Levis………..