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“I totally have to Tweet about straddling this giant chain”

By March 28, 2009 at 2:03pm · 9 comments

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9 Comments

  • Charles J. Mueller

    Eleven photos…just to get the idea that Austin Kutcher is climbing a giant chain?

    One would have done just as well.

    Doh!

    March 28, 2009 at 3:03pm
  • cruiser

    Wow, it took 11 different photos to show us Ashton climbing an anchor chain on the side of a ship. To think I NEVER would have been able to figure that one out on my own from just ONE photo!

    March 28, 2009 at 3:03pm
  • DireFates

    Please bring back the thumbnail pics!! I’m charged for each kilobyte.

    March 28, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • scott

    thanks guys for warning me NOT to click the pics. And that it’d be a waste. I think we should do this for each other for now on.

    March 28, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • Maharajah

    Guys, come on – posting tonnes of pics about something as trivial as this only ups the website’s stats (i.e. more pages visited). It’s the law of queerty now. Oh, I can only lament – thinking of the good ol’days – when queerty.come was a beloved site. Now, it has become a shabby, disheveled shadow of its former self. Sad, sad indeed!

    March 28, 2009 at 10:03pm
  • oneway

    @1 — Same thing last week with five pics of Andy Roddick scratching himself.

    Note to Japhy/David/the gang: The one-pic-per-page feature is great when the next photo is interesting and different from the last.

    Who knew it was possible to make clicking pics of Andy and Ashton a frustrating experience?

    March 30, 2009 at 3:03am
  • Zak

    Totally agree with OneWay

    March 30, 2009 at 9:03am
  • Jaroslaw

    Ok, let’s see a comparison photo of Ashton’s (hairy?) chest then if the waxing comment is relevant.

    March 30, 2009 at 11:03am
  • niles

    needs some leg work

    April 7, 2009 at 1:04am

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