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If America Loves Vampires Because Girls Want to Sleep with Gays, What Happens When Vampires Have Gay Sex?

A bizarre, but entirely plausible premise from Esquire‘s Stephen Marche insists the onslaught of True Blood, Twilight, and The Vampire Diaries is due to nothing more than “young straight women want[ing] to have sex with gay men. Not all young straight women, of course, but many, if not most, of them.” Does this reduce gay men to dead, blood-sucking monsters? Sure, but at least this scenario makes us attractive. Or at least Robert Pattinson-attractive. But will this theory be strengthened, or dismissed if two hot male vampires get it on with each other?