Should he get elected, presidential hopeful and shambling creepshow Mike Huckabee has big plans for the gays… but those plans don’t include the right to marry.
In a casual conversation with Iowa radio host Steve Deace and Religious Right organizer Bob Vander Plaats, Huckabee intoned, “Until the Congress of the United States puts on my desk a bill that basically defies the laws of Nature and Nature’s God, and defies the longstanding tradition of marriage, the federal government will not recognize same-sex marriage because there is no law that requires it, and that would be true for the military and it would be true for all federal institutions.”
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As the night sky rained infant blood, Huckabee soldiered on: “If the Congress decides that they want to pass enabling legislation, they could put it on my desk and I would veto it, and they can attempt to override it. That’s the process.”
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Failing to realize Father Time had been unkind to his cohorts, reducing them to piles of bleached bone, he continued. He was not yet finished speaking, you see.
“If liberals were subjected to a conservative court that forced them to tithe their income to scripture or forced them to go to church or forced them to believe something that they don’t want to believe, they would say, ‘We can’t do that, that would go against our conscience.’ And I would say, ‘You are exactly right and we can’t have such a ruling. This is why I find this very unsettling… is because liberals will rue the day when the sword they use to enact their agenda is the sword of the court, rather than to do it by way of the people’s elected representatives.”
Okay, it wasn’t so much a casual conversation as an interminable monologue, but you get the picture.
h/t: LGBTQNation
Victor Barry
Which is why I will do everything in my power to see he never steps inside the White House even as a tourist.
Rodney Church
🙁 BOO!
Zach Stepp
“If” is the key word. Big “if”.
AtticusBennett
and everything in his power to ensure his sociopathic son has and endless supply of dogs to torture and murder.
google it.
Daniel Youngs
Ben Amir
No worry. He won’t. He’s a loser.
Perry M. Gentry
Luckily all his ideas will stay in his deluded head with his presidential aspirations.
NateOcean
Those teeth…those lips…they look like the ones I saw pressed up against the glory hole from the next stall at the truck stop just outside Little Rock.
robho3
I don’t think anyone needs to worry. This man has about as good a chance of winning as a snow storm in Hades.
Jake Kunkel
It’s his dream and he has deluded himself as the president…maybe president of former faux news doomsayers n religious leaders….just saying…
Londale Foster
LOL The last ditch attempt of a losing party..Very sad!
Glücklich
Again, PRIORITIES!!!
Paul Castilonia
Well, you won’t be fucktard.
Daniel Youngs
Hasn’t he gone and slipped into obscurity like his backward notions and morality have? He’s the very definition of anachronism and idiocy.
William Howell
Well it’s a good thing we don’t have to worry about that fat bigot getting elected president then do we?
Creig Stearne
Such a sweet man, taking all your energy to unsure someone in love can’t marry. Perhaps you should spend more time fixing a falling nation, but no you spend your time doing this as President. What a “F” Tard
Troy Geary
F*ck Mike Huckabee
Pedro E. Frota
Do not worry! You are not getting elected !
Joseph Pasquino
Why doesn’t he try eating squash instead.
Robert Zakem
I actually stand a better chance of getting elected president than Mike Huckabee. I’m not sure he could get elected dog catcher.
Craig Marker
He will never win on the West Coast. Thank God for that.
Tony Belliveau
Mike Huckabee and power in the same sentence.
Roger Honeycutt
We have nothing to worry about since he won’t be elected dog catcher let alone president. He and jindal and the rest need to pile in the clown car and crash and burn
Jack Anthony Owen
Can’t believe this asshole thinks he has a chance to win!
AJ Legault
Were you expecting anything less?
Vincent Turner
Well, folks, I don’t think we have anything at all to worry about.
GG
You know, I’ve never seen him and Maggie Gallagher in the same room at the same time. I’m just saying . . .
Jeffrey York
This is a fairy tale anyway and he doesn’t like fairies.
Alan David
He has no chance
Jesse Erickson
yeah, that’ll get him the majority vote
Dino Diamantakos
Mac Daddie
He has no real chance, let’s concentrate on electing someone who will do what’s best for America – Bernie Sanders
Bobette Pruitt-Jenkins
Don’t know why he us a big ole homophobe!! Hus son is the biggest queen in the state of Arkansas. He runs a nursing home but is NEVER talked about. He and Jindal are morons
Steve Tracewell
Do we really think this doofus has even a remote chance at The White House?
Skyler Weston Mays
he is gross
Tom Remillard
Jerry Green
Fear the man. He has to be stopped. He makes me ashamed to admit I’m from Arkansas.
Joshua Vandyne
Why do we give these crackpots a public forum?
Jim DelRae
Douche Bag.. lol
David Becker
big words, small man
Luis H. Lopez
Gay lives matter Mike expect us!
CoachS
So let me get this straight: a guy running for POTUS doesn’t believe in the “checks and balances” inherent in our three branch system? I’d be worried if he had any chance at all of going anywhere near the Oval Office.
Michael A. Hann
What can he do really if Supreme Court rules in favor of it?
Bob LaBlah
Be nice folks. Mike Fuckabee has to do what he has to do in order to win. Hillary is not going to win, thats for sure.
Gary Day
Huckster knows that he would never be elected. Just more of the same old huffery and puffery.
Creamsicle
I think we can never call these things too early. The 2016 election is an eternity away in political time. So much can change in a very small amount of time, so saying that anyone is dead in the water this early on is a little premature. That said, I think that Huckabee doesn’t realize that he’s just as much of a fringe candidate these days as Donald Trump. He may have been taken serious ten years ago, but that was a completely different political climate and now people just think of him as that guy who seemingly has been running for president for a thousand years.
dvlaries
Mike, before I sleep at night, I sometimes let my imagination indulge – at 61 – what sex might be like with Matt Bomer or Jake Gyllenhaal, but even my foolishness seems less the longshot than your own reverie picturing yourself replacing Bamz in his chair. Thanks for making me feel less naïve .
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Dream on, bub.
jimmac
Why do you think he was previously so overweight? He lost it and then gained most of it back. Is he unhappy? Is he not being true to himself? He spends so much time protesting gay rights, be it a pseudo-sermon or an attempt at humor. Could there be a connection?
Charles Morgan
Huckleberry WON’T even get nominated, much less EVER have a chance in HELL to have that opportunity. WAKE up people he’s a FOX news entertainer & not to mention nuttier than christmas fruitcake
Gabriel Robbie Montoya
You know they are going to catch him at some glory hole someday
Kieran
Some times I get the feeling Fuckabee has a problem with gay people.
Donald Jecker
So he’ll be a President of, by, and for Teabillies only. Not one for ALL the people.
Adam Takesce Doong
Hater.
M J Martinez Crogan
Hahahahaha
M J Martinez Crogan
He has about the same chance at winning his parties nomination as does Ted Foxtard Cruz…NONE
Kenneth Fallows
Well of course! Nothing new here!
Brian Botma-Mananita
He has no chance of being elected (FUCKTARD)
1EqualityUSA
“Foxtard.” Too cool!
Dion Daly-Susino
Why don’t we all just quash him!?!
Matthew Farris
Also, pigs might fly.
Timothy Warner
Let’s Quash Mikey H!
Giancarlo85
Where are those gay republican creeps? This is the guy they are supporting anyways…
Kevin J Desmond
That bible beating freak will never sit in the office of The White House !!!
Maritz Olivier
Maritz Olivier
Whyyyyyy do people feel the need to “squash gay marriage “? Just why? I don’t understand, I don’t get it. It has absolutely nothing to do with you!! Why feel the need to stop it? If you’re against gay marriage…..then simply don’t marry a gay person…..
Mark Loeffler
Luckily it’s an extremely remote possibility
Christian Wells
Well, good thing he’ll never. get. elected.
Teodor Ciprian
Haha not gonna ne elected. Its a scam to increase speaking fees
Luis H. Lopez
You evil antigay bigot I would picket any office you occupy!!!
Forrest Lee Stearns
Since he has absolutely no chance of being elected, this story is pointless.
Andrew Stow
I protect the down trodden, the kiddie fuckers, the sister molesters, the disenfranchised CEO’s who no longer earn billions, I’m Mike Huckabee and I approve this message.
mikelphx
Don’t worry Mike you won’t make it much longer. I bet you drop out after the first debate.