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If Gerard Butler Were President, He’s Let the Gays Service Each Other Openly in the Military

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Well wasn’t that a particularly gay episode of Saturday Night Live? From Weekend Update’s Two Gay Guys From New Jersey (who are now enlisted!) to the historic look at gays in the Spartan military, it was gay gay gay. But aside from comedic value, there was societal value as well! Yes, besides seeing the entire male cast of SNL in crotch-enhancing warrior gear! With Gerard Butler’s turn as King Leonidas (read: President Obama), we got to see what a military would look like if gays were allowed to serve openly. Namely, hot oil massages and penis sheaths for all!

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And if all that weren’t gay enough, there was this: