If Jenji Kohan Spun Off Weeds, Would it Be Called Hydro or Spliff?

Jenji Kohan, the brilliant creator of Weeds, whose first name conveniently happens to make us think of “ganja,” delivered something quite remarkable for Showtime this week: Its highest rated show ever.

The super awesome Season 4 premiere racked up 1.3 million total viewers, besting an episode of Dexter last year. So Kohan kinda gets to say, and do, as she pleases.

And taking a cue from The Hills creator Adam Divello and, if rumors are to be believed, Gossip Girl’s Josh Schwartz, she might use that capital to blossom something new: a spin-off.