If Juliet Had a Sassy Gay Best Friend, She’d Still Be Alive (And a Tramp)

Last month we learned that if Ophelia had a sassy gay best friend, Hamlet would’ve turned out a whole lot different. And now he’s showing up across the Shakespeare pond to help fair Juliet decide whether she should be taking her own life, and letting that Romeo loser die by himself while she finds another fella to slut it up with. Bless you, Brian Gallivan.

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  • sal(the original)

    omg juliet what was she thinkin.

  • romeo

    Actually, I always thought the real reason Ophelia drowned herself was because Hamlet was gay. LOL

  • Joshua

    This is hularious. Enough said.

  • Stephen

    sassy gay friend: have you slept with this guy?
    juliet: i did.
    sassy gay friend: you big slut! good for you! (Jumps up and down)

    LOL! love it!!

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