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If Kirsten Gillibrand Gets Her Way, Gays Will Own All Of American’s Orphans By The Year 2070

New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand has introduced the Every Child Deserves a Family Act which would effectively legalize gay adoption in every U.S. state. Considering that the number of gay adoptions has tripled in the past decade, if Gillibrand’s bill passes we LGBTs will own all of the nation’s orphans within a few decades. Finally, someone we can depend on to mow the lawn and clean our dentures in old age!