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“Comic Lisa Lampanelli got serious – sort of – at the N.Y. gala for The Trevor Project, which provides free suicide prevention via a hotline for gay and questioning youth. “I’m deeply saddened at gay suicide,” Lampanelli said. ‘Why them? Why not the cast of ‘The Hills’? That I’d like to see. Heidi and Spencer, go off yourselves!'” [NYND]

On:           Jul 2, 2008
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    • Jeremy

      It’s official. I am now completely and utterly in LOVE with Lisa Lampanelli. The woman is a godesse. A godesse with a dirty mouth.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      She does have an excellent point

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      Definitely in poor taste. However, that Spencer is a real d-bag. So…eh.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anarchos

      Love her.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qazi


      Exodus 22:19

      19Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

      Leviticus 18:22

      22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

      Leviticus 18:23

      23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

      Leviticus 20:13

      13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Leviticus 20:15

      15And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

      Leviticus 20:16

      16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      I know a brutha named Leviticus who slings crack down on 33rd.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ruston

      Thank you for opening my eyes & saving my soul! Never once in all my faggotty years has someone stopped & taken the time to enlighten me about… the Bible was it? You truely are a pioneer, such original thought. If only I would had heard this sooner I wouldn’t have had that orgy with your dad last night. Are you going to tell me next that your god made Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve… because that would be so clever of you. Oh, Qazi, you’re a hoot.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Super Cat

      Hehehe I don’t even know who she is. I better check wikipedia.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • l337sp34kr

      Someone’s confusing homosexuality with “beast”iality.

      As for a response, three things:

      1) I don’t deny that its an abomination and, by extension, I don’t deny my sins. What about yours?
      2) Shellfish are an abomination too, you know. [Leviticus 11:10]
      3) The Bible also says adulterers [Lev. 20:10], disobedient children [Lev. 20:9], a man who approaches a woman who is on her period [Lev. 20:18] and anyone who works on the Sabbath (Friday, Saturday or Sunday depending on your faith) should be put to death [Exodus 31:14]. If you’re gonna stand by the Bible, stand by it in its entirety. Do not pick and choose!

      “Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” (Lev. 19:18)

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim

      Love her to pieces. Fantastic insult comic. Her Roast performances are always ace. She’s outstanding on the Howard Stern Show.

      If you haven’t purchased her ‘Dirty Girl’ CD, make haste. The CD comes with a DVD of the full performance. Hilarious!

      Jul 2, 2008 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix (the former Goth sissy boy, not the Pale one)

      Qazi dear,

      according to Leviticus, God hates shrimp and cotton-poly blends. That book was written thousands of years ago by guys who drank too much wine and thought the world was flat. They weren’t that wise and they didn’t know any better.

      We do.

      p.s. it’s not my website, but I love it.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood

      “16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

      Your wife better watch out!

      Jul 4, 2008 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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