If Only We Lived In LA – And Had Cancer…

Good news for Los Angeles terminally ill stoners: “The city that popularized the fast food drive-thru has a new innovation: 24-hour medical marijuana vending machines. Patients suffering from chronic pain, loss of appetite and other ailments that marijuana is said to alleviate can get their pot with a dose of convenience at the Herbal Nutrition Center, where a large machine will dole out the drug around the clock.” Wait, doesn’t weed cause cancer? We’re so confused.