If You Hate Homosexuals, You Should Support Forcing Them to Get Married

Some Americans don’t want gays to get married because they don’t approve of their lifestyle? Are you kidding? The ultimate way to punish gays is to force them to get married.

Show those gays what real hell feels like with nights in front of the television without conversation or sex. Days spent bickering. And sexual activity isolated to late nights with single partcipants.

Comedians Justin Long and Mike White play the prototypical couple who marry — they just happen to be gay. And what began as a whirlwind romance at a circuit party ends as all long-term relationships do. Miserably.