If You Want to Brave the Traffic to JFK, You Can Meet America’s First Legal HIV+ Visitor

Human Rights Watch is sending around a press release announcing the arrival, into these United States, of Clemens Ruland and Hugo Bausch. Ruland (left), who is HIV-positive, is believed to be the first HIV-plus type entering American soil since the Obama administration lifted the HIV travel ban. They Dutch couple arrives from Amsterdam, which means not only will conservatives attack these homo-gays for bringing their disease to America, but they’ll forever be linked to that other dangerous Amsterdam flight … the one with the exploding underwear. See you at Terminal 4 at 5pm, homoterrorists!