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Illinois Bishop To Same-Sex Marriage Law: “I Exorcize You!”

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    • tardis

      He should probably get started exercising all those child molesters the Catholic Church seems to attract. Just sayin’.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt

      Good; if he’s exorcized the law, then it cannot be demonic, so those claiming it was should now support it :)

      Nov 22, 2013 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      Mmm, did he get papal permission to perform an exorcism? As far as I know, the roman church requires proof of the need for an exorcism, and also requires that the exorcist be qualified for such. This could very well be grounds for him to be excommunicated.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt

      @MikeE: That’s probably in the mentioned difference between “minor” and “major” exorcisms. From what I’ve read elsewhere, this is supposed to be more like the sort that happens at baptisms and confirmations. Which was a surprise to see; I’d never heard those called exorcisms before. But in that case it does make sense not to bother the pope with each one.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • doug105

      Yes please keep showing the world how powerless and worthless your whole religion is.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh

      Illinois Bishop To Same-Sex Marriage Law: “I Exorcize You!”

      Same-Sex Marriage Law to Illinois Bishop: “Whatever, dude. I’m still here.”

      Nov 22, 2013 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958

      The bishop is just jealous because he can’t marry. Period.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheNewEnergyDude

      LOL, c’mon….are you fucking *kidding*???

      Further proof that blinded, organized religion is one if the worst, stupidest things on the planet.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Quaccio

      Exorcize my ass!

      Who believes in this shit still in this century to confer this mental man legitimacy and media reach?

      Nov 22, 2013 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana

      The louder he screams, the more evident he makes it that Catholicism is less and less relevant in the modern world. To Hell with you, Bishop, you and your relentlessly shlocky drag outfits.

      Nov 22, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eiswirth

      “Every unclean spirit! Every power of darkness! Every incursion of the infernal enemy! Every diabolical legion, cohort, and faction in the name and power of our Lord Jesus Christ!”

      Funny, I was just going to say the same thing about the Catholic Church.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GayAtheistLH

      Exorcism isn’t real, Paprocki . You dumb bitch.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 3:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      you know what would have been funny? He finishes the exorcism, exclaims: “I exorcise thee!!” and *poof* the Catholic Church disappears.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 8:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kathukid

      Hey Bishop, blow me!

      Nov 23, 2013 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport

      The man in the dress is right: it’s the cunning serpents you have to worry about most. Every hot guy seems to have one.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana

      @jwrappaport: Hahaha!!!! Good one.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel-Reader

      He’s like the sanctimonious religious leaders who killed Jesus.

      Nov 23, 2013 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blackhook

      How can any thinking person fall for the Catholic babushka of bullshit? Hocus-pocus-dominocus!! And pass the offering plate! the Catholic Church & its medieval nonsense wants to take us back to the Dark Ages. The Virgin Mary …the smoking incense ball …you’re kidding, right?

      Gotta admit, though …they have the best dresses & party hats!

      Nov 24, 2013 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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