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hello ho

now remember it's all about your mother!

amaldovar or woody allen? I love em
both!

why does he have his phone number
written on his tongue?

fly me to the moon, let me play among
the stars........

OMG GIRL!!!

We are family...I've got all my sisters
with me!

If it's good enough for Virgin.........

Hey, James Deen & crew, you said

Press

I knew I should have cut them off after
that last round.

With our airline, you don't put the
trays up, you put your legs up!

Is this the line for the Rockettes audition?

Oh god, who let Courtney Love out of
Guantanamo Bay?

Oh god, who let Courtney Love out of
Guantanamo Bay?

U think he is a top.

Girl, there is not enough alcohol in the
world to make him straight, but I would
ride him like a wild steed.

Sorry Gurls but he is mine

Type your caption here

You're kidding, could've sworn it was my
BEER!

Serving Airline Realness!

kiss me you fool

In case of an emergency, please grab
your hooker and use as a floatation
device.

I have to look down there, sir, I'm
doing a seat belt check.

I thought last night meant something.

I thought last night meant something.

I have to look down there, sir, I'm
doing a seat belt check.

We're sorry to inform you that all
passengers must keep their shoes on.

Welcome aboard our flight to...

At least we all got out alive!

Hmm, do you think he wants us to join
him in the lav?

Don't even think 'bout it....He's a
bottom....

Next time you serve me nuts, they'd
better be warm buddy!!

Mile High Club

What do you mean Pan Am is

Your breath smells like the man sitting
in First class seat ~ 3A.

We look like a bad Bananarama music
video..
Er we would if only three of us.

I sent that damn bitch Glenn Coco 4
candy canes... and he never called me
back!

One of these queens is not like the
others

Gurl, please, I'm fabulous

On this flight you will enter with your
feet and go out with your hands

I can't believe he's redefining Double
Penetration!

Oops! I guess this Papi has something,
My lips are getting hot...

Oh please sir, those salted peanuts made
me hungry. may I lick your beard?

We should call the police, somebody
stole your fingers and my tits.

Oh no... I didn't check for ID. - Oh
please. They're enough wrinkles out
there to make a pug jealous.

Damn, this is the worst

It always amazes me, that we really are
somewhere over a rainbow.

ladies, with DOMA gone, help me pick my
wedding tux!

No, you're not fat - It's just how that
blouse fits! (And the truck driver
tan...)

No, you're not fat - It's just how that
blouse fits! (And the truck driver
tan...)

To you he may have just been a layover
on the Tulsa-Cleveland route, but he was
my business class frequent flyer.

Open those lips and let's give the
captain a good show

Ah... totally forgot my skirt!

Yes, that really is an inflateable life
vest in my pants....

Bitches Be Crazy

Oh gosh, she should have exchanged the
tights a week ago!

this is what actually happens when you
play candy crush during take off or
landing.

This is what actually happens when you
use your play candy crush during take
off or landing.

Here gurl - I didn't have enough pee to
refill it... you try before we have to
serve again

Do you think I can get him to pee in
here for me?

Gurl, you think I can get him to pee in
here for me?

You always walk away when we're
fighting...

There's only this much tequila left but
Mr. Baldwin wants to talk. Should we
switch to scotch?

The queens of Drag Race season 6 are
fierce!

What? The captain said drink service for
Passengers was done.

Yes, red means we're into fisting.

Yes, I have man boobs from my obvious
steroid abuse.

Kiss me as I'm only attracted to messy
post op transexuals who are recovering
cocaine addicts and have continuously
fallen of their 12 step program.

Oh she fell, is her cute boyfriend ok?

Oh my, I remember sleeping with him 2
years and 80 pounds ago.

Poor Becky

Smiling is not in accordance with
airline policy.

I'd do anything for an extra pillow.
Absolutely anything . . .

I'll never share my secret of how I keep
my hair in place.

To all you folks down back....this is
what we call 'An Upgrade'

Can you even believe she wore that
outfit with those shoes?

Brace yourself, here comes the scene
with the wire hangars!

I've always found this quiets down
crying infants.

C'mon girls, mama's had a hard day at
werk.

The new Rockettes

I feel pretty

If this is booze...where is my bottle of
urine?

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somos todas certas: h�teros, ricas e
brancas

1)Beesha, c peidou?
2) Ai, se sentiu? T� toda cagada

Oi gato, no grindr vc disse que era
ativo, confere?

Beesha, ela aquendou um pad� e no
primeiro tiro se cagou toda!

I don't know what's worse, her outfit or
her admitting she picked it out herself.

I'd let him put it ANYWHERE ...

Oh Gurl, There you go again clutchin
them pearls! Stop being so dramatic!

What do you mean pride is over?

I'd kiss you, but that goatee is really
annoying me. Grow a FULL beard, and
growl like the Bear you know you are!!!

what'z in heez pocket? what'z in heez
pocket!

And who's 'Tom of Finland' when he's at
home?

I'm so EXCITED! I'm so EXCITED! I'm
so...scared. Zac, help me...(SOBS)

All I'm saying is now that they know we
drink on the job, it just isn't as fun.

7B and 7C just joined the mile high
club. I think I need a drink!

Gurrrl, Did you see that? The guy in 7C
is definitely bi-curious.

Gurrrl, Did you see that? The guy in 7C
is definitely bi-curious.

I cant wait to get these DragQueens out
of their frocks.

Is that leggy exhibitionist wearing
boxers or briefs?

Is that sheer hose or Cher hos!

Is that sheer hose or Cher hos!

Is that sheer hose or Cher hos!

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Girlllll! That aint whiskey on your
breath!

Pride twerk team 2013!

IT. GETS. BETTER.

DOMA's dead!

I forgot to refill the condoms in the
lavatory

She seriously did not decide to dress
like that across the Atlantic.

How was I to know that drag queen had so
many costumes? You think I'm in trouble
for serving her? And Her? And her?....

Damnit! I said use natural lube! That
synthetic crap gives me the craps!

How was I supposed to know? One yellow
liquid looks just like another! Do you
think she'll notice?

How was I supposed to know? One yellow
liquid looks just like another! Do you
think she'll notice?

How was I supposed to know? One yellow
liquid looks just like another! Do you
think she'll notice?

Who wore it better? Bitch please, do you
even need to ask!

Ain't no stopping us now.

Do you think I gave that cute guy on 1B
too much liquor?

I'm so excited for more leg room

Gurl! I'm so Excited to fly. Hay dios
mio!

GASP! He just proposed on his knees!

Gurl No you didn't!

You're GAY????

Can we wear matching Grant-inspired
outfits?

What bout Whiskey?

Blow the tube to...

Oh girl.

Burp.

Walk, bitches...

In case of an emergency landing...

I want you to induct me into the Mile
High Club

In case of an emergency landing...

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