THE SHOT – Seen outside a DMV in Salem, Oregon. The citizens of Portland decided to turn their entire city into a gated community just to keep it out.

And it sucks that Pimp My Ride stopped airing in 2007 because it’d be great TV if the owner of this whatever-it-is could spend a day with Xzibit, trying to explain what “Satan queer Obama forces everyone to worship Satan queers” means in between polite requests for dual backseat Blu-Ray players and candy-apple-red, metal-flake exterior paint.

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