Paula Roberts, the Celtic psychic who consults on the Broadway show Blithe Spirit (!), is having one banner blast of predictions. Talking to gossipeuse Cindy Adams, Roberts sees a future where Tom and Katie are split, horse-drawn carriages leave New York’s Central Park, and Fat Actress Kirstie Alley and Chaz Bono become “an item???????” (Question marks: Cindy’s.) We’re going to place the chances of this happening up there with the probability Hugh Hefner lowers himself into the lap of another dude.