WATCH: Well-Hung Sauna Lovers Can Join Taiwan’s Big Bird Club

A Taiwanese urologist reports that the average male penis in Taiwan measures about 9-11 centimeters long (roughly 3.5-4.3 inches). But, as wonderfully illustrated in this clip from NMA TV, if you have a penis longer than 18 x 5 centimeters (7 x 2 inches), one Taipei bathhouse will give you a Bird Bird VIP Card with a picture of your erect junk on it so you can attend “Big Bird Night” for free.

Just don’t be surprised if a jealous man tries to start a banana swordfight.

Source: via Next Media Animation via Jezebel