A Taiwanese urologist reports that the average male penis in Taiwan measures about 9-11 centimeters long (roughly 3.5-4.3 inches). But, as wonderfully illustrated in this clip from NMA TV, if you have a penis longer than 18 x 5 centimeters (7 x 2 inches), one Taipei bathhouse will give you a Bird Bird VIP Card with a picture of your erect junk on it so you can attend “Big Bird Night” for free.
Just don’t be surprised if a jealous man tries to start a banana swordfight.
Source: via Next Media Animation via Jezebel
I am not a size queen, but that’s gettin into “enlarged clit” territory.
Uhh, these measurements aren’t erect, are they? ‘Cause, damn… :S
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