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In The Future, All Men Will Take Steroids

Steroids, so hot right now.

Our scrawny ass must have missed it, but the New York Times writes that steroids and other testosterone-building agents are becoming more mainstream.

Prescriptions for testosterone have almost tripled in the past decade, going from 1.75 million in 2002 to 4.5 million last year. (And that’s just aboveboard usage.)

“I have no doubt whatsoever that intelligent, informed use of steroids, combined with human growth hormone, will one day be so accepted that everybody will be doing it,” admitted juicer Jose Canseco told the Times. “We will be able to look good and have strong, fit bodies well into our sixties and beyond. It’s called evolution, and there’s no stopping it.”

Translation: Whether by nature or science, all gay men will look like Zeb Atlas by 2023.

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