Ever wonder what went on inside Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch sex den? Yeah, we haven’t either. But now we know! Thanks to a recently discovered “police report” obtained by RadarOnline.
Before we continue, we must ask you to suspend all disbelief for just a moment as we engage in some truly ridiculous celebrity gossip…
According to the online rag, MJ “hid a sinister house of horrors inside his infamous Neverland Ranch, stockpiling images of pornography, animal torture, S&M and gore in a bid to seduce innocent young boys.”
(You don’t say?!)
The allegations supposedly come from a police report by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department, who conducted a raid of Jackson’s Los Olivos, CA estate back in November 2003 during his child sex abuse scandal.
In the raid, authorities allegedly uncovered Jackson’s “twisted porn collection,” which included x-rated pics and videos of both men and women, as well as boys and girls “in perverted positions.”
Oh, and they found multiple prescriptions to treat sex addiction written by a number of physicians.
(We didn’t know such prescriptions even existed, but if RadarOnline says so, then it must be true.)
Other materials seized included “notes, diaries, documents, photographs, audiotapes and videotapes,” along with nearly 100 video recordings and computer hard drives, which a source tells Radar “paint a dark and frightening picture of Jackson.”
“The documents exposed Jackson as a manipulative, drug-and-sex-crazed predator who used blood, gore, sexually explicit images of animal sacrifice and perverse adult sex acts to bend children to his will,” the source said. “He also had disgusting and downright shocking images of child torture, adult and child nudity, female bondage and sadomasochism.”
Oh, but it gets better. (Or worse, depending on how you look at it.)
The police report also describes alleged pictures of bloodied children “in pain and tormented.”
“There is one particularly sick photo of a child holding what appears to be a dead goose bludgeoned to death!” said “an insider familiar with the report.”
The “insider” continued: “In a book Jackson called Room to Play, there is a deeply disturbing photo of a JonBenet Ramsey look-alike with a noose around her neck. There were also photos and videos featuring sadomasochistic sex, bondage, transsexuals — ‘chicks with dicks.'”
Dirty magazines and videos with titles like “Hustler’s Barely Legal” and “Naughty Neighbors” were also allegedly found in Jackson’s nightstand and bathroom, claimed the “insider.”
(In other words, just your average, everyday adult magazines.)
“Michael Jackson had truly perverse sexual appetites, and the twisted photos tell a sadistic side of him that nobody really knew,” the “insider” said.
In other MJ news: We’re hearing whispers that he once impregnated Prince and that the Purple Rain singer gave birth to conjoined twins while in hiding…