Ever wonder what went on inside Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch sex den? Yeah, we haven’t either. But now we know! Thanks to a recently discovered “police report” obtained by RadarOnline.
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According to the online rag, MJ “hid a sinister house of horrors inside his infamous Neverland Ranch, stockpiling images of pornography, animal torture, S&M and gore in a bid to seduce innocent young boys.”
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The allegations supposedly come from a police report by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department, who conducted a raid of Jackson’s Los Olivos, CA estate back in November 2003 during his child sex abuse scandal.
In the raid, authorities allegedly uncovered Jackson’s “twisted porn collection,” which included x-rated pics and videos of both men and women, as well as boys and girls “in perverted positions.”
Oh, and they found multiple prescriptions to treat sex addiction written by a number of physicians.
(We didn’t know such prescriptions even existed, but if RadarOnline says so, then it must be true.)
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Other materials seized included “notes, diaries, documents, photographs, audiotapes and videotapes,” along with nearly 100 video recordings and computer hard drives, which a source tells Radar “paint a dark and frightening picture of Jackson.”
“The documents exposed Jackson as a manipulative, drug-and-sex-crazed predator who used blood, gore, sexually explicit images of animal sacrifice and perverse adult sex acts to bend children to his will,” the source said. “He also had disgusting and downright shocking images of child torture, adult and child nudity, female bondage and sadomasochism.”
Oh, but it gets better. (Or worse, depending on how you look at it.)
The police report also describes alleged pictures of bloodied children “in pain and tormented.”
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“There is one particularly sick photo of a child holding what appears to be a dead goose bludgeoned to death!” said “an insider familiar with the report.”
The “insider” continued: “In a book Jackson called Room to Play, there is a deeply disturbing photo of a JonBenet Ramsey look-alike with a noose around her neck. There were also photos and videos featuring sadomasochistic sex, bondage, transsexuals — ‘chicks with dicks.'”
Dirty magazines and videos with titles like “Hustler’s Barely Legal” and “Naughty Neighbors” were also allegedly found in Jackson’s nightstand and bathroom, claimed the “insider.”
(In other words, just your average, everyday adult magazines.)
“Michael Jackson had truly perverse sexual appetites, and the twisted photos tell a sadistic side of him that nobody really knew,” the “insider” said.
In other MJ news: We’re hearing whispers that he once impregnated Prince and that the Purple Rain singer gave birth to conjoined twins while in hiding…
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sephseph
“transsexuals — ‘chicks with dicks.’”
Sorry, what year is this? Chicks with dicks? We’re still saying that?
Ok
dvlaries
An unexpected early death didn’t clean the guy up. $20 million to shut up the first kid never said ‘not guilty’ to me. The fact that the DA got a judge to sign off on photographing Jackson’s naked body is something that never would have happened to a person of his stature unless that kid knew details no kid, even a relative, show know. And then there was all that nonsense of Jackson avoiding coming back to the country for months and Elizabeth Taylor helping him hide. The silly, ‘damage control’ marriage to Lisa Marie. What a goddamn mess.
Malcolm Forest
Not sure why this website is trying to justify this mess.
It is very well documented this man was a paedophile who used his fame and money to have sex with children.
If this website is trying to justify paedophilia and link it to the GLBT community, I am NOT ok with that.
mikhailmaui
The Santa Barbara Sheriff’s department is reporting the materials released are “fakes” and “visuals taken from the internet and imposed with real documents”.. can we please let this guy rest in peace and stop making crap up? Disgusting….
mikhailmaui
@Malcolm Forest: Santa Barbara Sheriff department reporting the documents are fakes
Bob LaBlah
Come back with the pics of his ass and genitals (Michael Jackson’s) and then I’ll stop and read the latest scoop on this dead entertainer. This guy has been dead for going on seven years now. What the hell can surface now that no one hasn’t already figured out, strongly suspected, or worse yet based on what is available free of charge on the internet, give a flying fuck about?
martinbakman
There is no credible source for any of this BS.
What is driving this sad mass KwearTee???
Dave Downunder
@Bob LaBlah:
“Come back with the pics of his ass and genitals (Michael Jackson’s)”
That mental image will give me nightmares.
CivicMinded
Pictures of animal torture were used “in a bid to seduce innocent young boys”? Innocent boys want to hurt puppies? LOL! This is a bunch of bull puckey. Sounds more like a test to see who’s a future serial killer.
Ogre Magi
“animal torture” WTF: I thought he was supposed to be an animal lover????
Billy Budd
MJ was totally crazy and a junkie, but I don’t think he was a true pedophile. He bathed together with the boys because he considered himself to be another boy. He was Peter Pan. He never raped or touched anybody.
stoyan
Thanks for your funny comments but this tabloid lies are so nasty and pathetic. We should just ignore them. Michael Jackson wasn’t a saint but he was a wonderful human being.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Jesus really?! The intentionally blinkered batshit hysterical apologists are here as well??? Take dat dirty glitter glove outta’ya shitter, luv!
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
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zipperzone
The truth is that we will never know the truth.
When I first heard of the 20 or 25 million $$$ paid to his accuser (I forget his name) I was convinced it must be true, otherwise why would he pay such a tremendous amount?
But if my memory serves me correctly I think the accuser has, since MJ’s death, retracted the accusations, saying his father insisted he lie about everything just to get hush money.
So, like I said…… we will NEVER know the truth.
highestbidder
@mikhailmaui: I agree with you 100%, Michael Jackson WAS disgusting. But at least he’s dead now.