Substitute athletes in team sports rarely get the chance to shine on the world stage, spending most of their time waiting dutifully on the sidelines. But a British footballer has stumbled upon a way to get his face out there.
Well… not his face, actually.
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A game between Huddersfield and Bournemouth–Huddersfield won in case you were wondering (you weren’t wondering)–became the backdrop for the real story when an unidentified substitute Huddersfield player was captured adjusting the waistband of his mesh shorts, along with whatever he was wearing underneath.
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And by “adjusting” we mean momentarily lowering down to his knees.
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You can find the uncensored clip (you might want to wait until Karen from HR walks away from your cubicle) here.
Twitter treated the news with a commendable amount of maturity:
— FordyOwl (@FordyOwl) February 12, 2018
Kieran
Definitely a show-er.
Tim44309
The video is no longer there
ElPillo
It is. I just saw it. Very brief, but definitely a penis
SiamSam
Poor David. It must be soul-destroying trying to pad out non-events like this into actual Queerty articles for a living.
hillguy
The only thing I was was the upper half of a video clip and it was chest up of some other guy.
Minerva Pomerantz
Would that qualify as a cockbombing?
Geeker
Yep…That’s definitely a penis.
DugNick3
Actually I DID wonder who won, but only because I did a Study Abroad in Hudds. Sadly never saw any cocks like that one while there.
Virpilosus
LOL, definitely “a quickie.”