While we’ve made a habit of railing against some televised gays, ie William Sledd, we can’t hate on perpetual Tonight Show intern Ross Mathews.
He’s just so earnest, humble and seems sweet as pie. Perhaps it’s for that reason – and publicity – that TAO hosted his birthday over the weekend. And, as you can see, Mathews had a gay old time.
Reader
Is it me or do all the guests look like they do NOT want to be there. It is as if the room has been filled with pretty(ish) guys – yet I’d bet that this queen doesn’t know any of their names. The only ones who remotely look interested were his fag-hags. Pathetic.
parisinla
the boy looks good Im glad hes enjoying his birthday.
Its funny how the latino guy in the tie is totaly not enjoying this moment.
Leland Frances
How old was he? Four? What did he wish for? A penis? Testicles? A bigger clitoris?
Rossalina issss ccccertainly earnessssttt but “humble”? Media whores can’t be humble. It’s a contradiction. But, then, you don’t know the difference between “i.e.” and “e.g.” either.
Fuck this one-man fag minstrel show and not in the good way. [His second wish, no doubt.]
Allen
Wow, Leland. Bitter – party of one.
Dawster
Oh… give it time, Allen… that table is sure to fill up.
Leland Frances
Gosh, Allen and Dawster. You’ve really made me see Ross in an entirely new light. IDEA!!! Let’s send him to DC as a gay lobbyist. I bet he can convince the Prez not to veto ENDA and the hate crimes bill and to repeal DADT and to endorse gay marriage. Then let’s send him on a tour of high schools and wherever else mean ole gay bashers are lurking. I bet Mr. Sweet As Pie can make them stop seeing gay men as cartoon castrati. Before we know it, they’ll be lifting him on their shoulders like the hero of the winning game. EVERYBODY: “I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I’d like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company. Ross–he’s the real thing. Ross is what the world wants today.”
Dawster
with sarcasm like that… well… I’M likely to join the table!
Paul Raposo
I’m probably mistaken, but didn’t Ross deny being gay?
And everyone in those pics has the same look on their face we all get when we see a child throw a temper tantrum in a supermarket.
parisinla
LOL @ Allen No.4
Alexa
I don’t think so, Paul. He’s definitely out now, anyway. He was on the cover of Instinct last month – http://instinctmagazine.com/cover-story/ross-mathews—1-crush.html (beware, it’s so sweet it will rot your teeth).