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Internet Votes to Deport Davey Wavey to Sydney

By Queerty Staff October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm · 34 comments

The good news for those not so fond of web celebrity Davey Wavey? He’s shipping himself away from the U.S. The bad News? They have the Internet in Australia. And Speedos galore. Get ready.

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  • extrabatteries

    looks like tarzan, sounds like jane.

    October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm
  • ajax

    @ EXTRABATTERIES: Self loathe much?

    October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm
  • Thom

    most annoying homo ever

    October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm
  • Bob

    Such an annoying little swish, but so adorable at the same time…I could eat him up (literally)!

    October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm
  • scott ny'er

    1. when he got close to the camera, he actually looked quite handsome

    2. i don’t know why, but for some reason he just irritates the HELL out of me. He seems like a good guy but he’s just so annoying.

    3. Does he not own ANY shirts, whatsoever?

    4. that was a really stupid clue. How about Kangaroos, great barrier reef, etc.?

    5. what the hell does he do for $$$. 3 weeks. Sheesh. Plus airfare. That’s some dough and vacation time.

    6. please stop plugging him, queerty.

    October 29, 2009 at 2:10pm
  • extrabatteries

    @ajax: apparently you dont never saw mysterious skin.

    @scott: totally agreee with you on all points. i cant imagine having to be in a class with him. its something so irritating about hearing his singsongy wishwashy descriptions.

    October 29, 2009 at 3:10pm
  • Cam

    Maybe the “Client” in Sydney was willing to pay for the plane ticket in addition to the “Fee”.

    October 29, 2009 at 3:10pm
  • Qjersey

    Even his minor lisp aside, he talks like a teenage girl.

    I bet you he moans in even an higher squeakier voice.

    October 29, 2009 at 4:10pm
  • tribalpottery

    I think this might be it for me when it comes to Queerty. The endless promotion of Davey Wavey past and present has a breakpoint. In other sections, the photos section w/o thumbnails and often repeating earlier pics is another thorn. It all just seems so lame. News stories are repeated several times on the main page as filler. My trifecta of gay news blogs were Towleroad, Advocate, and Queerty. Now they’ll be two. Yes, the commentary before the Davey Wavey update was snarky but I’ve had more than my fill. If I’m going to look for hot guy pics, DNA magazine’s site will fill that. Even TheSword and ManHuntDaily seem a bit more witty than this and don’t subject gays to this much drivel. Davey’s “Break the Illusion” has clarified it for me. There’s a reason why Jossip folded and as I cast a blind eye like Tiresias I feel I too know where this is headed. Queerty, I gave you a chance and now you blew it. There’s too much pretty white teeth yet not enough juicy bite. Cast your lot with the likes of lame YouTubers like that equally dim Josh you’ve promoted recently as well. Others will may be filled with the mediocrity of the gay vloggers that even television reality stars could outshine. You could’ve chosen 5awesome gays, the BeaverBunch, or people with more personality that were less shiny. Thanks but I’ve had my fill.

    October 29, 2009 at 4:10pm
  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    For all of this internet she said – he said news, Queerty has been missing a lot of gay news lately. Is your cable cut-off because the Crystal pipe is workin’ 24/7?

    October 29, 2009 at 5:10pm
  • ajax

    @ EXTRABATTERIES: You’re right. I never saw MYSTERIOUS SKIN. I read the book. And it was an old line before the book. Even when the book was written, almost 20 years ago, it was an outdated sentiment.

    Just because a fictional character says something self-loathing doesn’t mean it isn’t self-loathing to parrot the fictional character.

    And I apologize if it sounds like I’m arbitrarily picking on you. It seems that most of the commentors made similar comments. They’re shameful and repugnant.

    October 29, 2009 at 5:10pm
  • Thom Freeheart

    More Davey Wavey, please.

    October 29, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • scott ny'er

    2 people made comments about his voice. puh-leese, get a grip. 2 out of 9 does not equal most.

    and it’s only self-loathing if said commentator also had a similar voice.

    October 29, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • extrabatteries

    cool, so then you know. he totally sounds like jane. 🙂
    shameful and repugnant, oh you must have no received the memo, we are on the internet.

    and self-loathing, come on, be real, heres another movie quote “WHY SO SERIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

    btw, that whole, yeah i know that line from the ‘BOOK’ thing is awesome, i bet you toss your pinky back and loosen you man-scarf when you say that very line to the person at the cash register when you buy a new novella to discuss at your literature club. evil grin, evil grin, end scene….

    October 29, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • extrabatteries

    and with a body like that, come on, he can take the criticism and it will bounce off his abs

    October 29, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • Brian

    Seems to me that a number of Queerty readers don’t like Davey because of his feminine qualities — an annoying “little swish.” Could it be internalized homophobia?

    And, when did we start complaining about a muscular man never wearing a shirt?

    October 29, 2009 at 6:10pm
  • Washington

    For me it has nothing to do with him being feminine. I actually don’t think he is that effeminate to be honest.

    The reason I think he is annoying is because his behavior, mannerisms, phrases…general being comes off as completely contrived. When that erected persona fails he fails back on his body.

    I don’t know, I just think there are others on youtube.com with FAR more creativity and skills that this guy. He’s not deserving of promotion at any rate.

    October 29, 2009 at 7:10pm
  • Keith Kimmel

    So cute. So annoying. I dunno. Cute wins out. Can we see more of him, please?

    October 29, 2009 at 7:10pm
  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    They never caught that gay Serial Killer down under – must be Rich!

    October 29, 2009 at 7:10pm
  • romeo

    I like Wavey. He’s cute and doesn’t like to wear a shirt. What more do you want.

    October 29, 2009 at 8:10pm
  • romeo

    Besides, guys like Wavey can be really badass in bed because they’ve got no inhibitions. LOL

    October 29, 2009 at 8:10pm
  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    I hope he freezes well…

    October 29, 2009 at 8:10pm
  • PopSnap

    Oh my God, has an even more annoying guy ever existed? Well, Matthew Lush has him beat, I suppose, but listening to him talk and flaunt his shirtless “I’m too boring to have a real personality, so I must act stereotypical!” self around is agonizing and cringe-worthy.

    October 29, 2009 at 10:10pm
  • PopSnap

    @Brian

    “Seems to me that a number of Queerty readers don’t like Davey because of his feminine qualities — an annoying “little swish.” Could it be internalized homophobia?

    And, when did we start complaining about a muscular man never wearing a shirt?”

    ~~~~~~~

    Would you say that blacks being annoyed at gangster-acting “yo nigga” rappers is “interalized racism”?
    Also we don’t because they’re hot and manly. I’m gay, cause I dunno, I like men; not girly acting boys?

    ;]

    October 29, 2009 at 10:10pm
  • y2komplexx

    I’m not sure where he gets the idea that we all wear speedos!!?

    October 29, 2009 at 10:10pm
  • Jay

    I honestly feel that whatever article is posted. People are going to have something negative to say about whomever the article is about because as people, we can hide behind personas that we’ve created and criticize them with little or no retaliation. I also think it’s natural to be jealous of someone who is getting more attention than you as much as we don’t want to admit it. I’m not a huge fan of this guy myself but at least he is able to put himself out there.

    October 29, 2009 at 11:10pm
  • Orpheus_lost

    How can anyone call themselves human while disparaging another human for being who he is?

    October 30, 2009 at 12:10am
  • Will

    PLEASE DON’T COME TO AUSTRALIA DAVEY!! I beg you on my hands and knees! This country has enough small-minded queers!

    October 30, 2009 at 1:10am
  • terrwill

    Be willing to bet that Davey has been able to find a way to capitalize on all the web chatter he is able to create. He is probably laughing all the way to the bank…………As a farewell video though Davey would finally appreciate a view of your “down under” region 😛

    October 30, 2009 at 9:10am
  • Cam

    No. 21 ¡ romeo said..
    Besides, guys like Wavey can be really badass in bed because they’ve got no inhibitions. LOL
    ________________________________

    Doubtful, he would be freaking out because he wouldn’t want his nightime eyemask to get wiped out, nor his hair to be messed up, and you would have razor rash all over after being with him because he most likely shaves everything and is a mass of scratchy stubble.

    October 30, 2009 at 11:10am
  • Kguy

    davey will enjoy the sydney saunas mmmmmmmm!!!

    October 30, 2009 at 12:10pm
  • KyleR

    I listened to most of this, then got bored. Even though he is hot, he just doesn’t keep my attention. But I think he could be a pretty cool and fun guy to hang out with. Just as long as it wasn’t in front of a camera. LOL.

    October 31, 2009 at 3:10am
  • Peter

    I watched one of his videos once. I will never get those 15 seconds of my life back.

    November 1, 2009 at 1:11am
  • MakeItNotBeTrue

    DOESN’T this moron work? What does he do for a living? OH, enough!!!

    November 9, 2009 at 10:11am

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