Dubious Honor

Introducing The Douches Of The Year: The Republican Presidential Candidates

Herman Cain

What can you say about a candidate who thinks veggie pizzas are for “sissies” and that being gay is a sinful “choice”—and who acquired a reputation as a serial sexual harasser. With all that going for him, Herman Cain had to be a Republican frontrunner, at least for a little while.

Cain has suspended his campaign (much as we have suspended our disbelief that he could ever be taken seriously) but we can look forward to him turning up on Fox News or the guest-lecture circuit, garnering significantly higher fees than he would otherwise have commanded.