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Is Scandalous Twink Beau Breedlove The Reason Portland Mayor Sam Adams Won’t Seek Re-Election?

Portland’s openly gay mayor Sam Adams has decided not to run for re-election because campaigning and fundraising full time would not allow him to concentrate on fulfilling the rest of his mayoral goals. If he did run, he’d face off against two prominent challengers and would probably have his past affair with scandalous twink Beau Breedlove aired out once more. And unless Breedlove is finally willing to do a porn spread that shows actual peen, we’d rather not have to hear about him ever again.