"Satan Is The Key."

“Islam Is The Light.”

Over-eager zealots claim an adorable doll says detestable, vile things like, “Islam is the light” and “Satan is the key.”

So, what are they doing about it? Bitching and Boycotting, of course. The scary thing is that their efforts are working.

On a related note, we’re totally making those two phrases into a call-and-respond…