the m-word

Italy Set to Rule Whether Michelangelo’s David Could Marry a Dude

After a short delay, Italian’s Constitutional Court is expected to very soon rule on the legality of same-sex marriage. It might be an unexpected gift amidst all this Vatican-based tumult. It might also be a nice legal foil to the other Italian court case about the gays, about whether calling someone the G-word is illegal. Also, I don’t speak Italian, so could someone please help me come up with an in-language pun-y phrase to accurately describe Italy’s gay marriage battle? I want to use it to impress a friend.