FOR PETE'S SAKE!

It’s A Miracle: Gay-Porn Priest’s Laptop Is “Stolen” Before Police Can Investigate

Queerty reported earlier this month that Father Martin McVeigh got hot under the priestly collar when his Holy Communion slideshow presentation for parents (and at least one boy) at his parish in Northern Ireland was interrupted by a series of 16 gay-porn stills.

At the time, McVeigh claimed he had no knowledge of how the photos got on his laptop and the head of the Catholic Church in Ireland said the good father was co-operating with an investigation. Of course, when the dirty pictures appeared before the parishioners, McVeigh grabbed his memory stick and ran from the room like the Devil was on his tail.

Now local police in Pomeroy say their investigation has hit a brick wall, reports the Irish Times, because McVeigh says his latop was “stolen” in a burglary of the parochial house. A very odd burglary, since absolutely nothing else was taken.

And if he’s lying, may God strike him dead, right?