Our celeb-obsessed cousin Mollygood loves Venn Diagrams. Like, really, really loves them. It’s a bit disturbing and may lead to permanent brain damage, but does provide endless hours of entertainment.
Here’s editor Cord Jefferson’s Venn-centric take on Jamie Lynn Spears’ forthcoming bastard child.
Jay
Why do we need this here? This is what I want to get away from.
Jack Jett
If he would have just fucked her in the ass, she wouldn’t have to worry about this bastard child.
zeami99
Please stop all the tacky cross-promotion you do for your other sites and focus on Queerty content. The crap you peddle on the other sites brings down your already questionable standards .
hells kitchen guy
Well, now I know never to look at mollygood.
todd
Statutory Rape is a crime in California and Louisiana.
ursapater
I’d like to think that we’ve progressed beyond the concept of bastard, blaming a child for his parents behavior. I guess that’s just not gonna happen here. *sigh*
BTW, have these kids ever heard of condoms? They prevent pregnancy y’know, or the pill. You can’t tell me that this kid is too poor to afford them.
John
I also object to the use of the word bastard. Shame on this “progressive” website…