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It’s Problematic If You Don’t Know Who’s Naked By Now

With all the markings of an Andy Samberg digital short, “Guess Who’s Naked” is the work of Alex (naked guy), Spencer (friend in bed) and Kyle (general inspiration), some Berklee College of Music types with a Flip Cam and willingness to titillate the gays.


So I’m sitting in my pj’s
Listening to britney
Crying about my ex
His name was carl, he used to hit me
I’m gonna take a shower
I’ve been getting kinda stinky!
I remove my woven garments
And give my roommates a little winky

‘Cause guess who’s naked
That’s great
Oh my!
Sounds like a plan!

I’m jogging in the neighborhood
I spot a really cute guy
He’s nestled at a table
eating fresh apple…strudel
I stop to take a break
and get a good look at his bod
I couldn’t help but smie

I walked up to this man
with my hands on my hips
I looked into his eyes
and said “what’s up sugar…cock”

(sick keyboard solo)

So this hunk’s name is Angelo
He had superman muscles
The way he raised his brow
reminded me of the guy I met in Brussels!
He said “excuse me sir, who are you?”
I looked at him and smiled
I reached into my pocket
and I pulled out a…gun

Guess who has the death sentence
Death sentence
That sounds yucky
Death sentence
Um, question: will I be naked while being put to death?

[Thanks, Justin!]

By:          JD
On:           Sep 3, 2010
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    • DSNX

      Wow. That was just staggeringly unfunny.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • concernedcitizen

      I laughed!… that’s a lie.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218

      That was def unfunny. Scary thing is the naked guy looks like a fraternity brother of mine who grew up in that area…just with longer hair.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tom

      Christ. Really?

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      This is your mind on unemployment. Boredom finds people doing strange things with their time.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cassandra

      Makes me feel sorry for straight women, having these creeps in their dating pool

      Sep 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Molly

      That’s not even a little bit funny… and it’s pretty offensive, honestly.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drewbrown


      Sep 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asa1973

      Not even chuckle-worthy…

      Sep 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edgyguy1426

      It would be funny if it wasn’t so fuckin stereotypical.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman


      Sep 3, 2010 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Molly

      @alan brickman: C-c-c-combo breaker

      Sep 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw

      I don’t have a clue what this is supposed to be about. The main character is all lispy and prissy? Stereotypical effeminate Gay stuff. Not funny or interesting to me. Why was this posted here?

      Sep 4, 2010 at 3:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip

      that guy is sort of attractive i guess, but that video definitely wasn’t titillating, or entertaining.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • concretepinata

      What the FUCK Qweerty? Mocking gay stereotypes with overdone sibilant sussurations is “titillating”?
      This absolutely climbs to the pinnacle of moronitude, jackasseriness, and sophmoric tone-deaf self-flattery at the EXPENSE of gays. How is this not a cornucopiea of what is obvious? What. The. Shit.
      It’s not even a whisper of clever, and you should bloody well apologize to SNL, whom, while unfunny as well, at least makes an attempt at original material. I imagine 8th grade sexually insecure guys finding this a howl.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toby

      Not only was it unfunny…nobody was naked! Give me a bare ass or SOMETHING!

      Sep 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric.

      Nope. Not funny at all. Just painful to sit through.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard

      Not even remotely funney. It could’ve been insulting, if the whole thing weren’t so embarassing for the people who made it.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • me

      i like this cuz im gay and i know how he feels

      Sep 5, 2010 at 2:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip

      @me: hahah me too. i hate when i’m sexually harassing a guy and i have to pull a gun on him.

      Sep 5, 2010 at 8:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      kinda true…..

      Sep 5, 2010 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      Gay guys stalk straight guys all the time….very unfunny and true…

      Sep 5, 2010 at 10:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist

      When these stereotypes are being perpetrated by actual gays you love them and defend them to the death.

      I don’t, no matter who puts them out.

      Sep 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kyle412

      the main guy looks like sandra bernhard and the guy who has superman muscles… well my mom has bigger muscles. bad editing as well. he is supposed to be “naked” yet in the shower if you watch again you can see his wearing shorts in the shower.

      Sep 6, 2010 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gilber

      this is the way that males, with a tendency toward being sexually monoecious, try to compensate for their loss of masculinity.

      Sep 6, 2010 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.

      OK, so it’s lame, unfunny, the editing is crap, he’s nakedly wearing shorts in the shower, and the lip-syncing sucks more than the Deepwater Horizon top-killer.

      So the only question is – why, Queerty?

      Sep 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robin

      Homophobia isn’t funny.

      Sep 8, 2010 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shnon

      Come on people! Quit being so offended! It was a stupid harmless song and it was funny! Sometimes you need to laugh at yourself, you don’t see me freaking out over “shoes” because its making fun of girls! Poking a little bit of fun at people is what comedy is based on, and its all in good fun as long as it’s not hate based.

      Apr 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlotte

      Okay, I get it that it’s homophobic and I’m all up for eliminating homophodia peace gay pride all that. But hasn’t anyone noticed “Crying about my ex, His name was Carl he used to hit me?” Woah, harsh. Being in an abusive relationship is not funny. Humor should not touch on this because some people actually have been in a abusive relationship and to them it’s not funny. It’s funny in that sort of child way like when your little someone says but and you laugh. It didn’t offend me but it might others, just a POV. :) Nice Try! I heard it from my friends and thought it was a real song I even checked itunes and was confused when I couldn’t find it.

      –Pursue being a youtube sensation it may happen just always think of how it may be offensive!

      –Charlotte <3

      Jul 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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