J Lo and Shakira absolutely slayed their Super Bowl half time show yesterday. They didn’t just slay it. The slayed it, and then brought it back to life, and then slayed it again.
The Latina pop sensations gave the gays everything they wanted and more with a dazzling spectacle of hits that included fireworks, sequins, fringe, a stripper pole, and who-knows-how-many male backup dancers.
The 14-minute performance, which oozed sex, celebration, and female empowerment, also included a few political statements, including J Lo unfurling a large Puerto Rican flag while singing “Born in the U.S.A.” and children appearing in illuminated cages.
Naturally, the performance outraged many conservatives for a myriad of reasons. But who cares about them?
The minute the performance ended, Gay Twitter™ came alive. Their verdict? Well, let’s take a look…
— Link Lauren (@itslinklauren) February 2, 2020
Super Bowl slowly merging with Gay Pride and I’m very here for it.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 3, 2020
— Gibson Johns (@gibsonoma) February 3, 2020
All the gays when JLo entered the Halftime Show on a giant stripper pole: pic.twitter.com/VB1VV4ntao
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 3, 2020
The fact that the entire gay population skips the Super Bowl and only tunes into the halftime show if it’s a female performer.. our minds… our power
— amaury (@acidhunk) February 3, 2020
Shakira showing the gays how to eat ass. An LGBT icon pic.twitter.com/YzbZQhiXDt
— Anthony (@PlantDadAnts) February 3, 2020
this tweet is for the homosexual backup dancers in the superbowl halftime show and the homosexual backup dancers in the superbowl halftime show only
— Minna ? (@minnascule) February 3, 2020
me and my gay friends after jlo and shakira’s halftime show: pic.twitter.com/KWJoyZgoVb
— dump the puck or big time rush (@the_good_trader) February 3, 2020
The Shakira and J-Lo half-time show is a refreshing display of unity between gay and straight men #HalftimeShow
— Steven Tomastik (@tomastiks) February 3, 2020
Gays leaving the living room after the halftime show like pic.twitter.com/LqWOAWOfts
— ? (@heyjaeee) February 3, 2020
that halftime show was for the gays and latinos and gay latinos only
— no (@karadykers) February 3, 2020
Gays hurrying home after watching the halftime show pic.twitter.com/89KUiRcgT7
— ???? (@Brotamins) February 3, 2020
just decided that I am no longer straight or gay, my sexuality is actually just Shakira playing the drums
— carly butler (@ylrac) February 3, 2020
— Jose A. Del Real (@jdelreal) February 3, 2020
All the gays after Shakira and Jennifer Lopez finished the halftime show pic.twitter.com/UuftAtypvQ
— spheven (@spheven) February 3, 2020