On this last week of a very awful year, gay icons continued dropping like flies, Netflix embraced homophobia, and alt-right villain Milo Yiannopoulos shot to the top of Amazon’s best-seller list. Here’s what happened on Instagram:
Ryan Phillippe got a new tattoo.
Conor McGregor presented a nude illusion.
The Warwick Rowers dropped a racy new mini film!
Dominic Cooper climbed a tree.
ANTM alum Keith Carlos took a shower.
Danell Leyva conquered the wall.
Matthew Morrison finished the year in Hawaii.
Luke Evans took an Australian holiday.
Jake Gyllenhaal looked buff at the beach.
Britney Spears’ new boyfriend, Sam Asghari, was all ARMS.
Max Whitlock showed off his Olympic gold.
Anderson Cooper and his man, Benjamin Maisani, found a puppy in Myanmar.
Jussie Smollett was the world’s greatest guncle.
Colby Melvin honored Carrie Fisher.
Ex-basketballer Derrick Gordon and his bae heated up the snow.
Max Emerson went snowmobiling shirtless.
Colton Haynes stripped down in paradise.
Justin Bieber was pretty in pink.
Tituss Burgess prayed for Peenooooo Noir.
Laith Ashley had a “body party.”
And X Factor alum Sam Callahan showed off his.
Nyle DiMarco unzipped his pants.
Blake Skjellerup went hiking.
Bryshere Gray pumped iron.
Silver daddy Garrett Swann soaked up the sun.
Cameron Dallas wrapped his last photo shoot of 2016.
L.A. go-go Julian Serrano grew wings.
Olympic wrestler Jordan Burroughs held a baby in his hand.
Johnny Weir heard his jam at Staples.
Patrick Schwarzenegger went biking with his dad.
Milk and his man got close.
And X Factor champ Matt Terry stayed in bed.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Derrick Gordon seems to be in his element plunging into a steamy, bubbling hole in the ol’ snow
1898
Laith Ashley makes me weak in the knees. (insert heart-eyes emoji here)
crowebobby
First bad photo of Justine I’ve ever seen: he looks 35. And, no, that is not a good thing in my book. As for Jake G. I hope that’s for a role, otherwise he should be ashamed of himself as a leading-male actor.
JoeyRamone
@crowebobby: So says the bitter queen with the ravaged granny gif. I think Jake looks Hot and very real. You should be so lucky.
Paco
Garrett Swann is looking great.
crowebobby
@JoeyRamone: I’m 80 years old and not a working actor. When I was a working dancer I would never have let myself get in that shape no matter how many chubby-chasers would have found it “hot and very real.” I have nothing to be bitter about, I love hot young guys . . . the younger the better . . . and I get to look at them all day now that the Internet exists. I think Jake’s a fine actor; I also think entertainers who are paid partly for their looks should try to keep their looks as long as possible. Have a great life filled with as many flabby, out of shape young guys as your heart desires.
Mykey
You do realise “the younger the better” doesn’t sound quite right? Ewww! Well, the gay community seems to cling on youth with the last kicks of a dying horse! Is it true that life for an elderly, gay man is sad and lonely???
Mick406
crowebobby
I am just a few years younger than you and I too have the same desires as you . . . the younger the better! I just recently had a two year fling with a 24 year old HUGE and HOT Mexican boy. I hope I’m lucky enough to find one again!!!
Mykey
I hope you paid him good for his services…
GameBoy
@Mick406: My sincere condolences to the fling….
Jack Meoff
After reading some of the comments on this thread I am a little creeped out.
Sluggo2007
Is Beiber getting modest in his old age? He’s wearing a swimsuit.
s
Why the constant coverage of Jordan Burroughs? He’s married, straight and goes on and on about being a Christian (normally code for ” I hate gays.”? Plus, Olympic bronze medalist wrestler J’den Cox is hotter.
gollygeegaygoy
Sad that Queerty don’t do a better job weeding out the trolls who constantly come to this page to ‘comment’..In the only hope of making the LBGT community look bad.
1898
@crowebobby: Declaring Jake Gyllenhaal “chubby” is a perfect example of why there is a true epidemic of eating disorders and body dysmorphic disorders in the gay community, as bad or worse than what is seen in girls and young women. You’re basically telling everyone that if they aren’t underweight or musclebound, they are therefore “chubby.” Which is total BS. I’m sorry that someone made you feel that way all those decades ago, but there’s no need for you to take it out on others.
90% of us wish we could look as good as Jake, and we don’t need to be told that even his body is not good enough.
Enjoy your “younger the better” boys you look at on the internet all day (gross) and keep your body shaming to yourself.
Heywood Jablowme
@crowebobby: Yeah, I’m become increasingly puzzled by Queerty’s glorification of lazy American obesity as normal and even “hot.”
If you say anything about it in comments, some SJW with a stick up his butt will accuse you of “body shaming.”
Chubby-chasers are fine, it takes all kinds of course, but I don’t see why we are supposed to pretend nowadays that being fat is something that just happens randomly and is not something anyone can control. Gay men USED to have more sense than that!
1898
@Mick406: That must have cost you a lot of money.
Heywood Jablowme
@1898: Bingo! Cue the “body shaming” comment, at the exact same minute!
Go choke on a bacon cheeseburger.
1898
@Heywood Jablowme: Jake Gyllenhaal is not fat and he is definitely not obese, not by any scientific standard in any part of the world, America or otherwise.
Heywood Jablowme
@1898: Mexican boys don’t charge a lot. But Mick406 better be careful, I wonder how he knew for sure the guy was not TOO young. Mexican boys tend not to have ID.
1898
@Heywood Jablowme: What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t bear to see pictures of someone who isn’t an underage underweight twink? You triggered? Need a safe space?
Heywood Jablowme
@1898: I totally agree, he’s not fat by non-movie-star standards. But he IS a movie star with a lot of money and free time. It’s natural to wonder why he let himself go like that. Sure, he can still get laid of course, but still.
Jordy
@crowebobby: who is this geriatric corpse and why is he telling us about his glory days go go dancing for Abraham Lincoln’s cabinet as if there aren’t seniors that are in amazing muscle bound shape? what’s your excuse granny?
crowebobby
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever been dissed by a fairy. I don’t think I’m going to survive it. How have I ever made through the fairyland jungles up till now?!
billybob2003
@crowebobby
So you’re straight? You were a “working dancer” and you’ve never been called a fairy before? Yes the 1940s were the zenith in gay freedom in the US of A. I thought people would be finished with gay-shaming by now but I’ve cringed through “Boys in the Band” so I guess old habits die hard (but you refuse to). Speaking of harmful stereotypes, an 80 year old perving on 20 year olds at the local pool or maybe 14 year olds as “the younger the better”. Maybe you could get an aborted fetus from the local hospital and keep it in the freezer before you’re charged with paedophilia. So Justin, oh sorry Justin”e” as they would call him in “Boys in the Band” looks 35. Disgraceful. That’s still less than half your age. Jake G. Fat? I assume you live in Amurica! Land of the free and the home of the Whopper. I doubt that it’s Jake G. that’s causing your country to sink into the ocean. He’s a millionaire, he doesn’t need advice from you and I doubt he would want you finger-banging him and giving him a gummy BJ.
Heywood Jablowme
@1898: But I should have made it clear I don’t agree with crowebobby’s ludicrous comment about “the younger the better” (ew!).
Anyway, I’ve often wondered: why do you call yourself 1898? Is that the year you were born?
flybyKnight
Laith Ashley is such a mystery to me (and probably to most gay men). I have absolutely no idea how his transition resulted in such a flawless, beautiful human specimen. I’m curious if Laith’s phenomenal results are due to early (pre-pubescent) gender-dysphoria medical interventions. If that is the case, this may help many trans youth transition earlier with the stellar results they deserve.
1898
@Heywood Jablowme: I was born in 1798, but I look much younger. Oil of Olay really works!
jhon_siders
LOL JB in pink That really IS his color ! Just hope he go’s away .
salumbre
Laith Ashley! ?
Too bad he’s straight.