Life is some strange stuff. One second, you’re emotionally bereft, with everything you once cherished slipping imperceptibly through your fingers.
The next, a bunch of creepers on Instagram are complimenting the palpable bulge in your tight-fitting suit.
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40-year-old actor James Van Der Beek left fans in a state last week after making an appearance on James Corden’s The Late Late Show.
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Perhaps you can see why:
“The Late Late Show is always such a fun hang,” he writes.
His choice of words didn’t go unnoticed.
kevininbuffalo
Not worth the click.
dinard38
It sure isn’t. Anyone can tell that that is just an air pocket in his pants.
JamJewel
Yeah! They said Obama’s was an air pocket too. ROTFL Going into my collection anyways.
DCFarmboy
OMG!!!!!!!!!! Brown shoes with a gray suit???
amigay
I had to laugh, that was my first thought too.
Celtic
OMG. We queers do focus on the more serious aspects of the moment!!! LMAO
ShowMeGuy
And NO belt ! ! ! ! ! For the love of Cher, put on a brown belt to match the brown shoes….and pretend you are doing it on purpose.
scotshot
Where do you live? Des Moines? It’s the look.
@ShowMeGuy A brown belt would cut him in half.
rdujetz
FYI, Farmboy, brown shoes are very stylish these days- with any color suit except black.
bobnla
nah, that’s not an air pocket…it my be his dick, but maybe not. Let me take a feel (or a look underneath), and I’ll report back ASAP. Too bad James didn’t show us his hot and hairy arms; that would have been a treat!
OzJosh
You have to laugh. Queerty tries so hard to be hip and edgy, but then at every second turn comes off like a 13-year-old schoolgirl, squealing at an (imagined) dick bulge in a big boy’s suit.
Marvellis1
Hey, a peek is worth a thousand words @
dean089
Ooh, he’s a man and he has a dick! Stop the presses! Forget those hurricanes, THIS is news!!!
BGinBigD
I always thought James was hot, now I’m in lust!