Jared Polis’ Angel Baby Spontaneously Appears From Out Of Nowhere

Jared Polis recently became the first openly gay dad to serve in Congress when he and his partner Marlon Reis unveiled their newborn son, eight pound 12 ounce Caspian Julius. It remains unclear whether they got their gayby via adoption or surrogacy, but considering how adorable Caspian looks, perhaps they merely created him using a combination of cotton candy clouds and wishing stars. Either way, congrats! We’re always available to babysit.