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Jared Polis’ Angel Baby Spontaneously Appears From Out Of Nowhere

Jared Polis recently became the first openly gay dad to serve in Congress when he and his partner Marlon Reis unveiled their newborn son, eight pound 12 ounce Caspian Julius. It remains unclear whether they got their gayby via adoption or surrogacy, but considering how adorable Caspian looks, perhaps they merely created him using a combination of cotton candy clouds and wishing stars. Either way, congrats! We’re always available to babysit.

On:           Oct 3, 2011
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    • Thomas Maguire

      Congrats Jar and Mar!

      He be my Rep!

      Oct 3, 2011 at 10:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fairly_short

      Gosh, that is one ugly baby.

      But grats to the dads.

      Oct 3, 2011 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Prudy McPrude

      @fairly_short: All babies are ugly! Boy or girl, they only come in two models, the WC Fields or the Winston Churchill.

      Some sort of shared delusion kicks in when it’s your baby or an immediate family member’s baby, a mental defect that allows you to say “Oh, he/she is so CUTE!” with a straight face. Everyone else who says it is lying.

      Thankfully, their looks do improve later or else there’d be a LOT of WC Fields impersonators walking around.

      Oct 3, 2011 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mav

      Caspian Julius? Sounds like a Mediterranean orange smoothie. (Only the gays.)

      But what can you expect from guys named Polis and Marlon?

      Oct 3, 2011 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will

      Now lets see if he can get ENDA passed out of nowhere

      Oct 3, 2011 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard


      Really? Taking a shit on a baby?

      You’re a degenerate.

      Oct 3, 2011 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Ehrenstein

      Adorable Babay.

      Oct 3, 2011 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      I think he’s cute + I’m not a relative.

      Oct 3, 2011 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jase

      Yay for week-old stories..

      Oct 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kenny

      Only a Fucktard would ask or care if the child was adopted or created via surrogacy. It’s a rude, irrelevant question. We don’t ask straight people if they were doing it doggie or missionary when they conceived.

      Oct 4, 2011 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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