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Jason Biggs Gets Totally Naked, Sits Spread Eagle To Go Viral Against Sea World

Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 10.34.03 AMAmerican Pie actor Jason Biggs is probably not at the very top of the list of celebrities you’re dying to see naked, but that doesn’t mean you’re opposed to seeing him naked.

In fact, you’re probably going to swoon and throw his name into a Google Image search immediately after you see him sit down in an inflatable pool of water, completely naked, and prop his legs up spread eagle for you to admire from the most suggestive angle possible. If you’re anything like us, you’ll drive yourself crazy imagining what this scene would be like without that hateful censor (and your bed in place of the pool).

Check out Jason’s new collaboration with PETA below, where he strips down and serves dick to prove just how terrible SeaWorld is: