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Javier Bardem’s Penis

Want to see Oscar winning Javier Bardem’s wiener?

If you answered, “yes,” we suggest you dive into that there jump, but don’t blame us if shrinkage ruins your fantasies…





On:           Feb 29, 2008
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    • Maverick69

      Fantasy in tact !!!!

      Feb 29, 2008 at 9:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo

      Sorry, Maveric69, but he doesn’t look intact to me 8^)

      Feb 29, 2008 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SeaFlood

      *licks lips* I have to agree with Maverick there…

      Feb 29, 2008 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JohnRobertsLovesyou

      That’s him. My future ex.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • richardmirwin

      get a better look (it’s probably fluffed) in Jamon Jamon. He’s about 18 and one look and you think, “There must be a god”

      Feb 29, 2008 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Licqueer

      It so happens that my peter can grow about fourfold in one direction and three in the other when it feels there’s a hot hunk around. Moreover, it would shrink to half as big its soft-state size if I were swimming in cold water. So, don’t pull the plug before the toast pops out…and up!

      Feb 29, 2008 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Uptown James

      It looks like a normal sized dick to me; eminently suckable, too.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Diana Crabtree

      Nope, it didnt ruin my fantasy, it turned it into an obsession!!

      Mar 1, 2008 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oochi wally

      i want him so bad!!

      Mar 1, 2008 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christian

      To hear straight men and women poke fun at a flacid cock is annoying enough, but gay guys who know better need to drop the pretense and STFU. Enough is enough. My long and sordid history has taught me 2 things…

      1) superhuge hard cocks are often very tiny when soft and vice versa.

      2) Cock size has absolutely no correlation with hands, fingers, feet, height, nose, shoulder width, face length etc…

      In fact the single biggest cock I ever had the pleasure to mount was on a skinny 25 yr old who stood only 5’6″ and wore a size 8 1/2 shoe… I had to put away the KY and pull out the crisco just to get it inside.
      And as for my 6’4″ boyfriend… well to be kind, he’s got a great personality and a nice face… 2 out of three ain’t bad.

      Mar 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jandra

      Javier looks good.

      Since I’ve only seen a few cocks IRL, thanks for the info, Christian.

      Mar 1, 2008 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Conde Nasty

      Absolutely agree with Christian. My best friend in college was 5’6″ and very petite and packed a 9+ cock. So you never know…….

      Mar 1, 2008 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wes Gardner

      I’d slam it! Oh yeah I’d slam it hard!!!!

      Mar 1, 2008 at 11:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles

      Still in love with the man, now I have something to really drool over!!!

      Mar 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fourthgirl

      Javier needs to bring his fine ass…and dick over here! Let me work it! Christian is a little preachy but correct. The sweetest man I ever dated was 6’3″ with a size 13 shoe and smallest weiner on the planet. But my paramedic partner was 5’5″ and had a huge dick and truly knew what to do with it, and not just relied on size for the fun!

      Mar 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      I never found Javier all that hot, until now. I had only seen him in one movie + then his recent face-time for “No Country…”.

      Hot damn. I especially dug the undie shot David H. linked to + the trio of Javier posted above (mostly the center shot where he’s doing the sexy squint thing).

      Mar 3, 2008 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • burjs

      javier bardem is a “GREEK GOD”

      Dec 16, 2008 at 8:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Inertia_90

      Except that he’s Spanish.

      Dec 31, 2008 at 10:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Karl Johnson

      Yummmy. This man is FINE… We will definately start featuring him at http://www.gayvolt.com!

      Jan 1, 2009 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AbsolutelyFlabulous

      Now if I could only see this much of Jeffrey Dean Morgan, I’d be…happy.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jo west

      Well, Jeffrey D/Morgan was the one for me but all of the sudden aall of thease little bastards have turned up 2 he didnt knowabout and the one he did. Seems like JDM would be more responsible than that but as his mother has slipped and told and
      also Mary Louise Parker, he is just a big overgrown baby that would drather spend his money on electronica and motorcycles and
      irresponsible shit than take care of business and spend a cou[;e pf dollars on condems/ I understand he is on fact so childish his
      children will take a back seat over His wants and needs and it is as if he blames the 4 women he got pregenate for it happening
      and then he wuestioned the paternity of the first two. Hear If
      JDM wants to be and act like a jerk wad he needs to practise just
      that he cant get his hand pregnate.He has issues with his own selfworth he like Gwenth Paltrow suffer from too high self esteeem!! I used to think JDM was hot and I wanted him but why
      when Javier is down to earth and loving and affectionette to all
      his fans! Ive movef on to bigger and better!

      Jul 6, 2010 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tristan hamidton

      Love your long hairy hair aroung your cock feel like licking and sucking your cock

      Sep 26, 2011 at 2:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim Upham

      He is probably the biggest talent in Spanish cinema, and he is also an Oscar-winning actor, so he has shown his talent as an actor. So let him show his talent more with his nude body. He has a very beautiful body, so he has all the graces of appearing in front of a camera, both physically and emotionally. So show your nude body some more.

      Mar 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OO7 Javier

      Omgee.i fell in love with him after watching skyfall.he is sooo sexy*-*????

      Nov 24, 2012 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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