“Jersey Shore” Dunce: “I Don’t Think Gays Should Be Married”

I love gay people. I have a lot of friends that are gay, and no offense to any gays out there. If I am offending anyone of you, I’m sorry, [but] I don’t think gays should be married. If you want to date each other, fine—see how it works. In the end, they should marry their other type.

I don’t think it has anything to do with taxes. I understand you’re a citizen, but I don’t believe gays should be married. You know, women are supposed to be pregnant by the men that they’re with…

You wanna have your little flings with your gay partner when you’re younger, and see how it is, or whatever, that’s fine. Initially when it’s time to marry you should marry either, if you’re a male, marry a woman, and if you’re a woman marry a male.

—Erstwhile Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick, illuminating viewers on why marriage equality is wrong, in an online debate.

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  • Lord

    I love it when bigots say “No offense” and then proceed to say something offensive. Good thing I don’t watch that show anyway.

  • Sebizzar

    Guess she’s just asking to be hated on even more than she was on the show.

  • EdWoody

    Not a word of that makes the tiniest big of logical sense, which unfortunately is no surprise.

  • 2eo

    I think you should have to pass a test to be able to breed. Her great grandparents would have failed.

  • kevinx121

    Puddle Brain…

  • Shane

    Sounds like she has a bad case of all talk and no brains. Let’s hope she never reproduces!

  • Dez

    Just because she was that pathetic whore-ish girl who sloppily made out with other girls for attention in front of onlookers and cameras, she thinks it’s somehow similar to REAL gay people? Gay people who spend their entire lives together have the right to be married Angelina you moron- and it DOES have to do with taxes. I thought she had a low IQ before, now it’s just beyond obvious. She’s probably just saying this to get publicity anyway- to her, ANY press IS good press. Not like she could have any more people hate her- most people already do.

  • prince-ss

    I hope Angelina Pivarnickgets breast cancer… no offense

  • Dez

    Also meant to say, if she thinks gay men should marry women- I hope the man she marries turns out to be gay. And just to teach her a lesson- have him be an unsafe down low whore who sleeps with lots of men on the side and contracts AIDS… and you know the rest. Yep, Angelina- forcing gay people into sham unions is totally the right thing to do.

  • EricinChicago

    This chick hasn’t been a cast member of the Jersey Shore in years. I mean even in that group they didn’t want her a**. She should work on herself. The other people are cashing huge checks and she’s a loser. Enough said.

  • Joe Dalmas

    who is this imbecile? who cares.

  • Tracy

    Good Lord…. THIS has got to be the most pathetic defense of “traditional marriage” ever.

  • FStratford

    girl, your 15 minutes was over a long time ago….

  • GordonSoleil

    And we were expecting intelligent commentary from a Jersey Shore alumnus…why?

  • GeriHew

    You know what? – she sounds like a confused bisexual.

    She really does.

    Hopefully when she grows up she’ll be an unconfused bisexual like me.

  • tardis

    Here’s my opinion on the issue:

    I think she needs to get educated and fast.

  • Eric Auerbach

    If this comment had been made by Snookie or Jwoww, I’d have taken it seriously. But from one of the *lesser* Jersey Shore cast members? Hell no.

  • Mikey

    There’s a reason her nickname is the “Staten Island Dump.”

  • JOHN 1957

    You guys have me rolling on the floor with your comments, Thank You! I needed that. All my thoughts rolled up into one at once. :-)

    Peace and Blessings

  • Superman

    Fcuk you viogrously, Whoringina. No offense. And I take that last part back.

  • northwest

    It hurts my eyes to read words that stupid.

  • Mjl-428

    she’s forgotten.

    for her sake though, her debate comments better be just for that debate because if she feels that way for real, she’s get her wish of having attention again, for sure.

    really, I could counter and out debate her little ass easy.

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