“Jersey Shore” Dunce: “I Don’t Think Gays Should Be Married”

I love gay people. I have a lot of friends that are gay, and no offense to any gays out there. If I am offending anyone of you, I’m sorry, [but] I don’t think gays should be married. If you want to date each other, fine—see how it works. In the end, they should marry their other type.

I don’t think it has anything to do with taxes. I understand you’re a citizen, but I don’t believe gays should be married. You know, women are supposed to be pregnant by the men that they’re with…

You wanna have your little flings with your gay partner when you’re younger, and see how it is, or whatever, that’s fine. Initially when it’s time to marry you should marry either, if you’re a male, marry a woman, and if you’re a woman marry a male.

—Erstwhile Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick, illuminating viewers on why marriage equality is wrong, in an online debate.